devve <3

signed by k1to

Jame

Signed by Dosia

cute cat

sense

signed by nawwk

signed by tiziaN

HELLO

must be around 150IQ or smthn like that... really impressiev...

Signed by ur mum

good player

Hello my beautiful goddess, I saw that it was your birthday so i figured id try writing you. i can't disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. Im not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Happy birthday and I hope to hear from you soon, Foxxy.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

To be fair, it is you
Who needs a high IQ
as this is what you need
To watch Rick and Morty
Consider, if you please
the deep references
and the subtle homor
Rick's nihilistic views
Existential catchphrase:
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
The fans, they know this stuff
They're simply smart enough
I have a Rick tattoo
and no, it's not for you
Only the girls can see
If they have five IQ points less than me

-rep 5000 jhours cgo.. xD play like silver 1 bro

So after I absolutely decimated this kid in matchmaking he decided to start crying. Like actually, he started crying and whining over the microphone. I felt bad for destroying him so hard, so I decided to doxx him and find out where he lives so I could find his parents' phonenumbers.

I called his mother and told her that I was a psychologist and that her son had a terrible gaming addiction. The dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ actually bought it. Since I didn't live too far way from this kid I convinced the ♥♥♥♥♥ that I do private counseling and she ended up hiring me for $30 per session.
So for 4 weeks I was this kids ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psychologist but instead of doing counseling I installed some cheats on his computer to get him vacced and traded all of his skins (that his mother had paid for) to my account.

So to summarize: I got paid $240 for my 'counseling' and $400 worth of skins.
It was a nice adventure. 10/10 would do again.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ player delete game and buy headphone

ich bin deutsch du huso

-rep annoying ♥♥♥♥

SCAM! reported on all sites :)

iniuria hack

♥♥♥♥ you camper

+rep

boosted level 9 so sad

Signed by TheGermanBitch

This man is a true definition of Global Elite. He carried my team of silvers to victory like a black man carries a brand new LED TV from his neighbour, running away from the police. We won so fast, faster than we came on our first intercourse. He is also really teaching, showed us that screaming "RUSH B NO STOP I SCOUT MID" is not the greatest tactic, and that we have to communicate on other languages beside our MOTHER RUSSIA one. His friendliness touched us more than the first time we watched Braveheart. We all cried at the end of the match, but then he said, "This is not the end, this is the beggining of something beautiful". We all ranked up. Now we are proud silver elite masters thanks to this amazing man right here. Saying +rep just wouldnt be enough. He was the true illumination, the one and only Global Elite. Rare as a 72 years old virgin. This man is love, this man is life! With love, from your brother.

I met this user once before when I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time.

signed by ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-hacker fk y

IM GONNA PUT MY BLACK ♥♥♥♥ IN YOUR MOTUH ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥

youre kinda good. maybe we could play some time

why u gay

k. kiddo

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how bad he is

good player but kiddo

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin autist bot kid with cheats

Schule XD

+rep global

Noob

-rep PL KID

Sick aim bro

+rep
best player

Nimm mich mal an ist wichitg, danke.

luv yu cutie <3

Nimm mich mal an ist wichitg, danke.

i luv u bby. <4