這傢伙是中國人

-rep he gives himself wedgies while he spins on his chair

-rep invited me to dinner at his house, when i arrived he was sitting naked at his kitchen table then procced to squat over a plate and shid on it, and thats when i left and called the police

lmao this dude a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

precise AWP shots