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Is the doctor held responsible when the patient immediately jumps out of the nearest window upon receiving this diagnosis? These are all things my friend is curious about.

Thank you for reading, and again, just to be clear,my penis is huge and wonderful and I definitely am not asking this question to regain at least a shred of confidence and self-esteem. And I absolutely do not need just this one small victory to continue getting out of bed in the morning.

P. S. - obviously I'm asking this for myself and despite the tone of the post it is a serious concern of mine.

So my "friend" has a small penis and was wondering what exactly is the cut-off point for having a micro-penis? My friend is far too terrified to Google image search this and I can't either for entirely different reasons. I feel bad for him because my penis is extremely large and very satisfying to women and definitely works perfectly all the time, so I wanted to help him answer this question. He says that if he's at least a little above the threshold it might make him feel better.

Also, who is the piece of ♥♥♥♥ Doctor that coined the term "micro-penis" and why is it even considered a medical issue? Under what circumstances would a doctor even diagnose this issue? What does that conversation sound like?

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i love you doge

weed

never again

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wait a minute... profile says meow.... FRICK YOU CADE! I HATE YOU CADE! STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

OMFG! IT'S DOGE! I LOVE YOU!

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This guy is kickass at RO2

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I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, i'm just retarded. huehuehue

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after i got back from driving cross country i didn't ♥♥♥♥ for like five days and i clogged my toilet at my house and that was indeed a great poo.. it split my butthole wide open for the liberals

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swordofinfinity

the dinkle is once again unsheathed

yes thanks mystery man

hello my chinese doge loving friend i hope you are well and are still rocking that pi shirt i made for u all those ages ago

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ballseater

This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December. All pornography has been unrestricted. Males with birthdays during Destryo ♥♥♥♥ December have been granted immunity and shall be allowed to take a break should they wish on the day of their birth. Commencing at the siren, any and all nutting, including masturbation, sex, and other sorts of sexual activities will be required for 30 consecutive days, you must get yourself off however many times the numerical total of the current day is. Prostitution, Porn websites, other porn media outlets, and girls will be available for use until January, when Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May Allah be with you all.

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