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586.1 hrs on record (332.0 hrs at review time)
Great game. Love the designs, characters, maps, voice acting etc. I only wish that those comic book pages we unlock could be used as custom load screens like in fortnite.
Posted 6 March, 2025.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
How can I begin to describe this masterpiece. If Leonardo (Divinci or Dicaprio) and Bob Ross had sex, this would be the offspring. At least 3 of my stream viewers were immediately impregnated just buy watching this glorious hunk of code get played. The character development was deeper than Death's Stranding, the gameplay was tighter than the early days of Call of Duty, and the art was up there with classics such as Saga Frontier 2.

10/10 would let this game and all the creators bang my wife. Cuck me, daddy.
Posted 10 November, 2019.
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