Down here on the Impotent Nipple, we ALL float! And when you're down here, you'll float too!

Sir, I've been trying to reach you about your pirate ship's extended warranty.

I was always told that you can't please everyone, but I bet if you worked in a factory that made ice cream sandwiches, you'd probably have a pretty good shot at it.

TRUTTTTTTTTT STUFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Noticed I hadn't posted in a while so, been playing Tears of the Kingdom. Mostly running around and using the Master Sword, the weapon of evils bane, etc etc. to cut down trees for firewood and executing the horses I not longer liked because the stable won't let you kick them out for room. This is how I live my tragic life.

Often when I go to the strip club, I'll fix them some homemade pumpkin bread to share.

I guess if you end up getting bored, go buy some Brasso and see if you can find a sock and just pour some Brasso in the sock and put it over your mouth/nose, you pretty much got a cheaper method than gasoline if you want to unwind and space out for a while at home. Alright, I gotta go.

The ice man cometh... on those late nights when you're lonely... I'm bringin' truts and hauls only.

I once cyber bullied this guy until he SWAT'ed my house, and they made me stop. A++ trader

You're amazing and I love you~
(Still always happy to be your Medic )

Good job, fellow Redditors. We forced McDonald's to bring back the McRib.

...♥♥♥♥.

You magnificent bastard.

Did you notice that my co-op partner is my Sonic Poodriver?

Hi poopypants!

We needa play something together man...been FOREVA

I haven't left a comment on your profile in a very long time, so.......










































hi.

I'm not Temia! I'm Starlight Duke! I am a star, I am a star...

And now I've gone and spoiled it.

I'm thinkin' some MvM after we get back from our cruise. I feel the neeeeeed to pop some bots.

Yep. It's a damn shame. D:

I'm Commander Shepard and you're old.

Merry Christmas, pal!

Yeah, ya freakin' NERD.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you've had that picture for ages... I can barely remember that robot avatar!

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I like fries.

Just had a flashback to Watson and Holmes talking ont he drive back from Wal-Mart. Got a great big 'ol smile on my face right now.

Hey man, long time no see! Been ages. Sorry for removing you, I usually remove people I don't talk to in awhile. Anyways, hit me up when you're on!

THAT WOULD BE ME!

'Sizzling' Swinetower?

Avatar = Cad Bane from Star Wars: The Clone Wars - new bounty hunter introduced in the series, AWESOME character.

My goal of Pyro and Spy drinking tea will come to fruition. I'm starting work on it tomorrow. :D

P.S. - Touhou Project is amazing!

A whole lotta Civ, and worth it. LOVE me some Civilization. And, as a bonus, I get the updated Colonization, which is my all time favorite Strategy game.

Yeah, I'm back! n_n

Awe, lame. :|

You ain't no scoot.

Nope, not awake - just signed into Steam for some reason. /shrug

Aw, you know I'd always be happy to be your Medic! n_n

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?

I cannot wait so long. She-she will help me- the housewively one. Hi, Betty!

I SLEEP NOW!

Airbags! Can you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' BELIEVE it!?!