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I went to the local ice cream shop earlier today and this girl working there said “Good morning how can I help you?”. I couldn’t believe this naughty ♥♥♥♥♥ was offering herself to me at 11 am? but I managed to keep myself calm and said “Good morning I want two scoops of vanilla please” she started working on my order and after awhile she came to me and said “Sir I accidentally put 3 scoops of vanilla instead of 2 can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?” Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I couldnt believe what this ♥♥♥ addicted slut just said. She knew I only wanted 2 scoops of ice cream but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I’m gonna explain it to yall whats difference between 2 scoops of ice cream and 3 scoops? Thats right around 50-60ish grams in each scoop. What else is 50 grams? Yes thats the average weight of a condom packaging.

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