-Why ain't he talking?
-My name is Jeff.
-That's Jeffe, man.
-Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man.
-Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had.
-I don't know what you're talking about.
-Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night, you had so much detail!
-The detail was so rich!
-It was rich detail!
-Go into incredibly descriptive details of the story, so we all know.
-Oh, yes.
-It was Dora and Diego and Swiper.
Swiper?
-Who was that you choked out, man?
-He had it coming! Who was that?
-Boots.
-No, man, that wasn't boots!
-Boots isn't a real name!
-You got to tell them the real story, man.
-Start over from the top.
-That's a made-up name.
-I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.
-It really makes me miss the '90s, when we had professionals around.
-You want to check out the goods?
-Check it out.
-And shut up. Right?
-Where'd you find this ♥♥♥♥♥♥, man?
-At the f***ing Mumford & sons concert and sh*t?