yoo bro, add me! :)

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After a good game in DayZ, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great DayZ and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a DayZ lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "♥♥♥♥ you", then i said "nah ♥♥♥♥ you leatherman" and then it escalated from there

hey, sorry I saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that it´s really rare to see girls playing video games haha!! I don´t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments but don´t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i´m really shy I don´t go out much haha add me on skype we shoult talk more you look really nice and fun xx

If you are the Queen,,,REP+

Are you the queen?

worst necalli eu

rokcat

GGs

Den var nog din, egentligen!

m'lady *tips fedora*

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Det är fan rätt schysst asså kalle

du är den äckligaste sämsta cpnegern jag någonsin sett spela dota

Imba invoker, well played!

du är den enda som tycker om min warlock carry build :c

Hej älskling <3

ja hallå där

Tjo baby