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3.0 hrs on record
A delightful little puzzler! ^^
Posted 10 January.
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0.4 hrs on record
The garbage machine-translation the interface wasn't designed to handle judging by the text clipping outside its bounds and bad character creation interface design (different sliders for making eyes big and small???) was already a rocky start. The first NPC being a loli body type making lewd jokes to another loli body type they just met about magic sprouting vines in underwear was the last straw. I don't trust the game enough to play further; a team too small and cheap to afford an actual TRANSLATOR is the exact kind that would make lewding the lolis a continuing theme.
Posted 22 May, 2025.
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0.6 hrs on record
I got this game on discount during the Spring Sale, and even that's too much. 40 minutes in, and everything's done. Anything sexy aside, the UI is a mess, with some buttons failing to respond to clicks multiple times and the text being barebones. There's no way to disable the view automatically panning, even when the only opponent left is on the far right side; considering the opponent's status is in the environment, this makes keeping track of the game much harder than necessary. Despite having wildcard jokers, the "this is your hand" highlight doesn't consider them. Actually playing feels like the game's held together with spit and prayers. It doesn't even any semblance of strip poker because how dressed the girls are corresponds only to their stack size - that is, how much cash they have. And that's just what I remember a few hours after finishing.

Lotta nerve describing the game as "dating-sim-styled" when you have to figure out the characters' names from inference. Never once does the name actually put a character's name next to the character it belongs to, not even in the gallery menu.

I didn't expect much from a game desperate enough to have emojis in the title, and yet I'm still disappointed. You want a poker game with "skillful" opponents, go to Telltale's Poker Night series. You want furry smut, half the stuff on FurAffinity is more arousing than whatever the heck the H gameplay is.
Posted 17 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Loads of fun even if your mouse isn't working, especially if you're on a call. The level design leaves a little to be desired, with a difficult distinction between walls and pits and rather difficult to tell different areas of the same level apart. Colors in some areas blend in a little too well. All in all, though, it runs mostly smoothly and provides a clean, simple, easy-to-grasp experience, which makes it well-suited to beginners of the genre.
Posted 25 May, 2016.
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