Let me tell a story all about how
My like got flipped turned upside down
I'd like to tell a story just sit right there
'Bout how I became the Prince of a place called Japan

Iiiin Toki Gifu born and raised
In the training yard where i spend most of my days
Chilling out slicing melons all cool
Dueling some ninjas outside the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started killing people in my neighborhood
Got in a huge ass fight and the king was like "Man!"
He said, "I'm gonna make you the Prince of Japan"

I whistled for a carriage and when it came near
Driver said "Hi" with a sword in the rear
If anything I could say it was rare
But I thought nah I'm the Prince of Japan

I pulled up to the castle 'bout seven or eight
And i yelled to the driver, "Yo bro duel ya later"
Looked at my kingdom and said, "Damn"
And sat on my throne as the Prince of Japan