I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding

2025 has been full of Ai Slop, Gooners, Redacted Files, Brain Rot, and more.
2026, hope you have something better to cook up for us.
Happy New Year,
-ANY

Happy new year! Hope you have a lovely and sweet time with the ones you wanted to spend time with, that you enjoy it, smile and create a lot of end year memories to keep within you forever and ever, best wishes for the upcoming year, let's make it a good one all together ^^

新年快乐！希望你和你想共度时光的人度过一段美好甜蜜的时光，享受其中，笑容常在，并留下许多值得永远珍藏的年末回忆。祝愿你在新的一年里一切顺利，让我们一起创造美好的一年吧！^^

cute pfp

thank you endlessly Neru

And that's a good thing. We all love this rav guy

damn this rav guy is everywhere?????????

I am not sure I will ever to able to encounter them but if I do I will shoot them with a net gun just to make sure they cannot escape .

what WHAT i have never seen these before. those are neat lookin. woooow

Dang, I did not know that scribblers were like bigfoot around yer parts. What is your weapon of choice then?

of courseeee knowledge is meant to be shared. any news will be shared.

got any scribblers?

I have hired 83 scientists to try and find a solution .

Now that's just a good idea. I gotta take notes. Do ya have one specifically for popsicles?

update: i checked under the bed, in the shower, and in the fridge. no dice. i mean hat.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut it was in a pillow case. imagine that. we are left to wonder how that happened

Mmmmmmmm that is a good idea let me check

where did i leave my hat? i cant seem to find it . . .

omg I just realized I typed all that and forgot to even ask how your day was 🥺 that was so rude of me I’m so sorry… it’s just your smile kinda derailed my brain LOL. 😅

Anyway… do you like cats??? because I have 4 and I named one of them after Aerith from Final Fantasy 7 hehe, I hope that’s not weird… 😳

Also idk if this is too soon but like… if we did play 14d2 together and we were the last two alive, I’d totally give you the last medkit, no questions asked. ❤️ Not because I like you or anything!! 😭 Just… being a gentleman lol

P.S. I made you a Minecraft skin but I can delete it if that’s too forward 😰 I just like making things for my friends haha

add me back pls 🥺👉👈 i promise i’m normal (mostly lol)

+rep a springtrap with personality xD Was a fun round.

+rep nice springtrap, wholesome killer :D

ggs spring trap

позорище с 2к часами. Поменьше стой в лобби

-rep. dude enters the pumping mode and corridor/camp at the hook.

+rep to the developers of the game, throwing a man with 100 hours against a medium nerd with 2 thousand

              
                 
                    
                    
              
           
        
    
     

Response (early)

Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝

Hello Neru*!
Here to say "Happy New Year from NYC!" Welcome to 2025
Hopefully this next year will be better than the last~
And as always, sorry if I corrupted your steam store page with my game recommendations!
-A.N.Y

Hi hi, hope last week went well and that you are ready to enjoy the christmas with all your heart, mind and soul, best wishes from here to you, hope you spend it the way you want it and that you have a great time with your family and / or friends, take care and smile, you are purrefect ~

Merry christmas and happy holidays, stay warm and kozy ~

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

              
                 
                    
                    
              
           
        
    
     

neru neru neru

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More free food... Suspicious

Free pancakes?! Best day ever

This person standards are absurdly high, doesn´t like anything

This person is a tsundere minus the affectionate part.

Happy New Year from the city of NYC!
-A.N.Y.

              
                 
                    
                    
              
           
        
    
     

Happy Halloween, hope you can enjoy it with all your heart and eat a lot of delicious things ^^

中午好！Have a nice day！😘
最近一直在下雨呢，是因为台风吗？🤔
马上就要去参加コミケ102了，夏天的コミケ通常会很热呢！希望能活下去...😇🙏🏻