Dear Slim,

I wrote you, but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not' have got 'em... There probably was a problem at the post office or something.
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ♥♥♥♥♥ who didn't want him
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Rawkus too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

Hello Cutie,
How are you doing? Hope u doing Great. Well, Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a woman, even your picture goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman ..I would like to know u better and be good friends.

I hope u are doing ok well i was just searching around when i found ur page and believe me its a great page u got, everything about it is great i could not just leave without letting u know how much i think u worth..........
i want u to know that u are one hell a beauty, a charming pretty mermaid, so unique,pleasant, breathtaking and so so angelic that i can.. t just stop thinking about u and what u look like always in my mind and head well i hope we talk real sooner

Only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you! My Interest for you is infinite, without limits.

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being in the vicinity of other :arrow_up:high :arrow_up:testosterone males :arrow_heading_up:increases :arrow_heading_up:your own testosterone
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're literally slurping down :arrow_heading_down:estrogen:arrow_heading_down:and long term relationships have been proven to :arrow_down:lower :arrow_down:testosterone.

spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the :arrow_up:height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling each others test producers.

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WE RIDE TOGETHER...
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Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.

Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know!

i love guys skinny guys to be correct im a furry if you canot tell im a slave to one persone i do have freinds and they love me for who i am i love furrys they are my freinds and im a wolf furry i love eny type of furrys they are awsome they make my world go round im in love with them. im a very freindly person you can add me to your freinds list i welcome every one i maby shy at first if you want to talk to me but after some days you can tell im very freindly and i always exept freind invites never turned down one and i even own a clan so come join it its GBFC your welcome there if you want to join. im a furry and im gay some peaple dont like that but when did i care.

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Rebecca Striker: C'mere boy!
** Rebecca Striker pats the floor beside her, currently sitting cross-legged on the rug of her small room.
** Eagerly complying to Rebecca's command, Grey walks proudly into the room, glaring at Rebecca with an animalistic lust in his eyes.
** Rebecca Striker turns herself over, on her hands and knees now. "Oooh~ Looking for this, Puppy?" She giggles, flashing her teeth in a wide grin as she wiggled her butt in the air for the dog.
** Unamused by Rebecca's display, Grey walks forward, nipping at the backs of her thighs, his signal for Rebecca to assume her mating position.
Rebecca Striker: G-Good dog! Good do-... Ah!
** Rebecca bends herself across the carpet, presenting herself for the eager puppy!
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Dagobah was always meant to be less the place where Yoda was hiding, and more the place where Luke discovered his true identity and found "rebirth". Luke crashed into this swampy womb and discovered Yoda, a helper that guided him through the process and then was discarded when his function was complete. Yoda was Luke's placenta, in a way. The trials of Jedi strength are contractions of labor as Luke is reborn as a new man. And now you see the added meaning of his failure at "the cave", the cave is clearly the birth canal where only he and his father had ever been (and his sister of course).

It's all right there guys. The greatest twist in the Star Wars prequels, or any of the films for that matter, was the revelation that Dagobah was Padme's vagina.

I hate anime butt ♥♥♥♥ me that is cute as a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kirby oh I just want to hug it that girl in the background oh Jesus how did you make something that cute I want her please oh and when I say hug her I don't mean the creepy weeaboo way I'm talking oh ♥♥♥♥ that's so cute I might dieeeeeeeee oh my god oh and message to weeaboos you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ those there body pillows is borderline pedophillic and creepy AF boy damn ♥♥♥♥ you but dude who made this so is that cutie called nichijou oh ♥♥♥♥ that don't even make sense but it's so cute I could dieeeee damn please hug me nichijou please ohhhh solo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuteeeeeeieieieieieieieiieieie no but seriously what a cutie I love her!!!!!!!! like I literally paused at 0:00 I haven't even watched the butt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video ohhhhhhhhh sooooooo cutiiiiieeee please I want her!!!!!!!!

Da dark side of tha Force be a pathway ta nuff abilitizzles some consider ta be unnatural. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. Dude became so powerful... tha only thang da thug was afraid of was losin his thugged-out lil' power, which eventually, of course, da ruffneck done did. Y'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Unfortunately, tha pimpin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taught his thugged-out apprentice every last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thang he knew, then his thugged-out apprentice capped his ass up in his chill. It aint nuthin but ironic his schmoooove ass could save others from dirtnap yo, but not his dirty ass.

Has you done eva heard tha ♥♥♥♥ up of Darth Plagueis tha Wise, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? I thought not. It aint nuthin but not a rap tha Jedi would rap, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It aint nuthin but a Sith legend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of tha Sith, so bangin n' so wise his schmoooove ass could use tha Force ta influence tha midichlorians ta create game.. yo. Dude had such a knowledge of tha dark side dat his schmoooove ass could even keep tha ones his schmoooove ass cared bout from dying.

PALPATINE: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!

ANAKIN: I shouldn't . . .

PALPATINE: Do it!!

ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything.

ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.

PALPATINE: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.

ANAKIN drops COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber, moving to PALPATINE.

ANAKIN: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.

ANAKIN raises his hands toward PALPATINE, who is strapped in the Admiral's Chair. The Chancellor's restraints pop loose.

I did the math and research.According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inchesNext I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters.

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She came out of the bathroom to find him naked, his proud member standing to attention like a short-sighted duck trying to seduce a flamingo. "♥♥♥♥" she thought as she suddenly remembered that in her rush she only shaved one of her legs "This is gonna need some interesting positions if I don't want to give him stubble-rash."
She unwrapped the wet towel from her body and it hit the floor like a used diaper being dropped off a pedestrian walkway and hitting a car windscreen. His eyes scanned her body. As he noticed her uneven breasts, he briefly wondered whether he could write a script for a Verne Troyer/ Danny DeVito comedy duo.
He moved forward to embrace her, forgetting to "adjust" himself and painfully jamming his rigid member into her belly, about halfway between her pubic bone and her bellybutton. He reached down and pulled his penis to one side before continuing the embrace. He nuzzled her neck, smelling the feint aroma of anti-dandruff shampoo in her hair.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow owo

Since I was jerking off 6-12 times a day paper towels would be a huge hassle, so I soon settled on t-shirts. I hated using my day to day clothes so a vintage ninja turtles t-shirt I'd last wore when I was 11 became my "jizz mop." It was a group shot of all 4 turtles inside a circle and the way Michaelangelo smiled and gave the thumbs up was kind of like he was encouraging me to ejaculate.
I'd freely jizz all over the floor (usually to ideepthroat.com clips or short preview clips I found on magicteapot.com) then get the turtles shirt out of my desk drawer, mop it up and toss it back in the drawer. After 5 days and over 40 loads it was more ♥♥♥ than shirt and would refuse to absorb anything. At which point I'd do a wash, and reluctantly use kleenex as a backup.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

Hitscan is a term that is used mainly in computer games, most commonly in first person shooters. A hitscan is a calculation performed by a game to find the point at which a given line intersects a game object, and is commonly used to determine whether a bullet or projectile hit a target after being fired from a weapon.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I sexually identify as an AMD Ryzen R7 1800X. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of loading up 16 threads of compute instructions and achieving a 4.2 GHz overclock at only 95 watts TDP. People say to me that a person being a PGA CPU is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an SMT unit, 14 nm FinFET transistors and 16 MB of L3 cache on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ryzen 7” and respect my right to use DDR4 memory and insert myself into the socket of an X370 motherboard. If you can’t accept me you’re a computephobe and need to check your Instuctions Per Clock privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

As a 24 year old single female I think it's very hard to find a guy who's actually interested in free software. I've had guys jokingly ask to "Netflix and Chill" but when I tell him that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked Google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch YouTube. I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public PGP key so that we can verify our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a guy concerned about software freedom? I feel like I'm going to be single forever.

Why the ♥♥♥♥ is my 71 year old grandma beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of me? Every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I challenge her to a street fight she kicks me in the knee, snapping my leg into two. Then, to make matters worse, she doesn't even take me to a hospital. She talks about how my grandfather was hurt worse back at Gallipoli. I've tried reinforcing my knees with steel bars, but her nursing home has a metal detector cause some crazed Dutch man tried to smash the TV in room 321 with a baseball bat cause he thought it was subconsciously telling the old people that the Auroa shooting was a hoax. So, without bringing in any metal weapons, what can I do to kick her senile ass without killing her?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel?

I'm a young gay guy and I LOVE getting my penis sucked and I have a fetish for men who get coldsores on their lips often. I had this fetish for a very long time, and it arouses me. I always sniff on poppers and look at close up pictures of men's mouths with coldsores and jerk off to them. Then after I orgasm, i laugh at how much of a sick ♥♥♥♥ I am.
I have a sexual fantasy of a man with a coldsore going down on me and infecting me with genital HSV-1 and then breaking out and being able to experience a herpes outbreak. Feeling the burn and sting from his mouth, and then keeping it forever like a souvenir. I'm really not sure if I would want to do it in real life yet. But what I have been looking for for a long time was a man who likes preforming oral on other men, or who's curious about it, and who suffers from coldsores very often. I get so sexually aroused from looking at them.

The best way to get a spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its ♥♥♥♥. Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small approximately the size of a pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.The trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the same person twice

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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