Recent reviews by Stone Cold Toad

One of the best friendslop games

we out here dropping eagle 500k bombs and smokin that mustard gas strain

This game is 100% mandatory for anyone who just picked up a new VR recently.

It's a big sandbox game with so much guns and attachments where you can literally spend hours just slapping new attachments on guns and going through the massive list of firearms. There are also a bunch of side modes where you get to use said firearms on various enemies with different objectives.

I strongly recommend this game for gun nuts and new VR users. This games is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast.

A great co-op game that you can tell the developers had a lot of fun making.

sonic forces was a video game i played

I like some of the ideas this game had going for it but the level design sucked, controls are stiff, it's pretty short, nothing felt like a challenge and it all overall was bland and unpolished. Pretty underwhelming and I already knew this game wasn't gonna be that great.
Create-a-Character is neat but it's not really fleshed out gameplay wise.

It's not a bad game nor the worse Sonic game but it's a painfully mediocre at best with some neat ideas that hopefully get put and improved in a future Sonic game.

Go play Sonic Generations, it's this game but better.

Borderlands 1 aged like milk.
Feels ungodly clunky, the DLCs are awful, the loot sucks, shooting feels bad, the net code is terrible, I don't even remember the story, the ending sucks and then there's Brick.

Also moxxi's DLC makes me want to jump off a building head first into the concrete below while doing a christ air.

I don't like borderlands 2 or pre-sequel but jesus I'd rather play those over borderlands 1.
Avoid it, go play the other borderland games.

Wolfenstein 2 is not a bad game, but I think it it lacks consistency and feels like a downgrade compared to New Order and Old Blood in terms of story, characters and level design. We went from a serious story with great characters in New Order to what feels like a Quentin Tarantino movie with its wacky over the top humor, but minus the great characters and story.

WARNING: I put all the spoiler related stuff on the bottom of both lists

The Good
- BJ is a great main character
- Fergus is my favorite character and his timeline has the best interactions
- The gameplay that made New Order great is still here, which to some is all that matters
- Some of the locations are pretty cool, like New Mexico and Venus
- The side quest stuff was a nice touch of extra content to do
- Art direction is great
- Sigrun Engel chokes the ♥♥♥♥ out of grace walker for being unlikeable (who'd a thought!)


The Bad
- The game can be beaten round 6 to 8 hours (If you ignore most of the side quest content)
- Stealth is still half baked
- The level design in most areas is pretty bad
- The weapons feel like a downgrade from TNO
- The ability to have two different guns in each hand sounds great but it felt clunky and took too long to swap weapons
- Game performance is hit or miss for a lot of people, but it did run fine for me
- The humor it tries throwing at you feels out of place and ruins some serious moments
- Less interesting characters
- Wyatt and his timeline still suck
- Grace Walker is a terrible and unlikeable character
- The pacing is a mess
- Too many cutscenes, even TNO didn't have these many and it started the stronger shift to the story and characters
- The final boss is a joke, ending leaves on a cliffhanger
- The main villian is barely in the game and gets killed by a QTE
- BJ going back to his home in texas, which is pointless and just gets him caught
- BJ's Dad and his whole existance to give BJ an origin for why he hates racism and nazis, despite the fact we didn't really need a reason. And also we find out BJ is jewish.
Was it really needed? BJ saw his friends get tortured and messed up by the nazis, that and being in a coma to see the world taken over is enough reason alone.
- A pointless Hitler scene that feels like a south park episode which felt off putting
- BJ getting his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head cut off and somehow survives, which felt like a massive asspull and kinda ruins the running theme of BJ getting old and tired of fighting

It's overall a dissapointing sequel to a great series. Stick with New Order and Old Blood for the time being.

Doom 4 is a great example on how to bring a classic shooter into the modern era without dumbing it down by adding ADS/spiriting/regenerating health and turning it into a grey/brown shooter that tries to copy call of duty. (I'm looking at you Wolfenstein 2009)

Gunplay feels good.
Campaign is great.
Level design is great.
Snapmap is good (But I wish there was dedicated mod support)
Multiplayer is alright, but it's definitely not the selling point and it's overall bland. Fun to play for a few hours but it's the weakest part of the game

If you've been wanting a kickass shooter that doesn't hold back, then definently pick this game up

I just beat the base game along with all of its side quests and contracts. One of the greatest game of the year and of all time.
I haven't even touched the DLC yet, and I can say base game is worth it alone.

Every quest is interesting and not boresome to do, combat is fluent and feels great, there's so much content to do in this game and none of the side quests and the areas to explore feel boring/tedious to do. Hell, even the card game that serves as a minigame is pretty fun to play.

Characters are top notch, all with great voice actors, backstories. The story is great, the lore and side quests are interesting, and overall has great pacing.

The two DLC Expansions are also top notch. Rather then small amount of content slapped with an overpriced tag, you pay about 20 to 10 dollars you get basically a whole new game (You know, like how games USED to have expansions that had large amount of content.) Both expansions add around 20 to 40 hours of content each. So I STRONGLY recommend you picking the GOTY edition. You'll be playing base and DLC for roughly 100 or possibly more hours. Definitely worth every hour.

If you are looking for a game with great story and characters, smooth combat, interesting lore and fun side content that will last you a good while, then Witcher 3 is 100% worth picking up.
I don't think I can say anything that hasn't been said already. Go buy it and pick the dlc if you love the base game.
You won't regret it.

This game is fantastic.
One of the most fun and unique game I've played in recent memory.
I strongly recommend you get this game if you love car games or soccer.

Especially if your friends pick it up too. This game is a blast to play and even more so with friends.