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Holden McCaulk 28 Feb @ 11:34am 
It's okay to be gay
ejacula 7 Aug, 2025 @ 12:49pm 
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I'm a real thugster raised on the street of Los Angeles (or the big burger town as those in the know would know it as.).When I was seven my momma had an abortion after I stole monies from her purse to buy my first gat. From



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there my life only got worse, I was in Guantanamo Bay for smoking crack at the White House when I was 13. Upon being released from the pen I decided to be the first black person to write a book.
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Walt Jisney 13 Apr, 2025 @ 4:10pm 
i dont c it
Holden McCaulk 13 Apr, 2025 @ 1:26pm 
Amazing artists in this decade:

Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj
Drake

Harry Stiles
Iggy Azalea
Selena Gomez

Ne-Yo
A$AP Rocky
Meek Mill
Ed Sheeran

Imagine Dragons
Sam Smith

Justin Bieber
Omarion
Halsey
Nick Jonas

Chris Brown
Ellie Goulding
Nelly
Adele

JUST KIDDING! Read the first letter in each word and the true hero will appear outta nowhere
Holden McCaulk 16 Jan, 2025 @ 4:58am 
Call me Tony Hawk-Tuah
Holden McCaulk 5 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15am 
You should've been a hawk tuah
Jive Turkey 911 26 Sep, 2024 @ 8:16pm 
Gay?
Walt Jisney 17 Jul, 2024 @ 5:27pm 
LEAVEaCOMMENT 22 May @ 4:01pm 
3000hrs of crouching in a bush, thanks for ruining hunt showdown a once fun game
Holden McCaulk 10 Jun, 2024 @ 8:41am 
What were you smoking when you wrote that
Walt Jisney 10 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11am 
Ye votaries of sofas and beds
Ye sloths who exertion detest,
This maxim I wish to drive into your heads
A change is as good as a rest.

Ye children of Fashion and Wealth,
With countless indulgences blest,
Remember that indolence preyeth on health
A change is as good as a rest.
ejacula 21 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm 
top tier name
ejacula 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58pm 
thank u for the game, most generous soul
Holden McCaulk 9 Nov, 2023 @ 6:46pm 
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Holden McCaulk 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm 
we out here in Boston causin fistfights in the street over sports teams I made up I told this one guy the bruins didnt have a chance against the west virginia moth men and he killed his own dog in cold blood
ejacula 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52pm 
IM GAY
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Walt Jisney 4 May, 2023 @ 12:04am 
Its not deterministic, you are:roger:
ejacula 3 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm 
in a deterministic universe, aren't all of us groomed by causality?
ejacula 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am 
man I’m watching this documentary about the mafia these guys were legit they were really just out here wilin straight up murkin fools with piano wire and s hit meanwhile they’re all named like Paulie Pockets and Tony Pizzacutta and wackin each other off and stuff
Holden McCaulk 26 Mar, 2023 @ 4:03am 
man I’m watching this documentary about the mafia these guys were legit they were really just out here wilin straight up murkin fools with piano wire and s hit meanwhile they’re all named like Paulie Pockets and Tony Pizzacutta and wackin each other off and stuff
ejacula 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58am 
FAUST EMOJI
ejacula 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43pm 
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ejacula 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm 
my dogg just ate my basqiuat socks fml
ejacula 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:55am 
I'm a zero-issue voter. I just make cool patterns with the bubbles and then draw little dudes in the margins.
ejacula 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm 
The unique genius of the series is that any 20 year old undergraduate ideologue with a blog can graft their worldview onto Peter Griffin and be correct. He’s an anticapitalist metaphor, he’s a well-dressed, suave, 2000s family man, he’s a tragic portrait of toxic masculinity, he’s a white man with unearned confidence and prestige, he’s a metaphor for a failing western patriarchy, he’s a well-shined statue depicting the vacuity of American exceptionalism, he’s your father, he’s your son, he’s narcissism personified, he’s a ladies man, he’s a misogynist, he’s a creative genius, he’s selling his soul piece by piece, he’s a victim doing what he can to survive, he had an emotional breakthrough and came out the other side a better man, he defeated a giant chicken in hand to hand combat.

Peter griffin, even within the confines of Family Guy does not exist. He’s a mirror. Everyone in the show loves staring at their reflection and so do you.
HORSEBOYEXTREME 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am 
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ejacula 28 May, 2022 @ 10:14am 
You're only 26, you are fine. The trick is to move over to more expensive drugs which forces you to work harder to afford them. By working hard your gonna somehow fall into an good job when your 27-28 and then all you need is to find a girl you vibe with and knock her up so your not a lonely childless f4g when you are 40. After that, I don’t know what life is about. But at least that’s my plan, anyway.
ejacula 28 May, 2022 @ 10:12am 
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ejacula 28 May, 2022 @ 10:10am 
The day 9/11 happened and I saw two big tittied goth girls making out on their front stoop on my way to violin practice, (literally on the afternoon of 9/11) thus causing an awakening of sorts. I was 5. Do I like women because of Osama Bin Laden? Probably yes
ejacula 28 May, 2022 @ 10:07am 
Going to college to learn social skills? Lmao shiggy diggy doo.

I actually developed so many social skills chatting up older guys from RuneScape on MSN messenger then smoking spice at their apartments they said I didn’t have to go to college because I already had all the social skills it was possible to acquire. Major loser if they made you do that ♥♥♥♥
ejacula 16 May, 2022 @ 10:13am 
I am not the knower of all. But without punishment, hate, and sin, we would never need God. We are in his image but we have free will. We decide the actions we take, not God. Without free will, we would never have a choice. We have the choice to serve the Lord. We have the choice to make life better. Life is not better in ecstasy. Life is better with peace of mind. The Lord does not hate, God loves all.
ejacula 13 May, 2022 @ 9:15am 
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that
ejacula 9 Apr, 2022 @ 12:33pm 
The Old Man and the D, by Ernest Havinggay (sex)
ejacula 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:49am 
R*pe fantasy appeals to a kind of desire for role reversal. Women spend all day as the stuffy bureaucratic managers of sex, evaluating paperwork applications for authorized entry to the p*ssy. They fantasize about an anti-bureaucratic barbarian smashing through the cubicles and ravishing her without waiting for permission.

Conversely, men spend all day slaving away in the p*ssy mines, hoping to earn the smallest morsel of spare coochie. Like the fantasy of Sacco and Vanzetti, lowly shoemakers who decided they werent going to work anymore and instead robbed the factory paymaster—the fantasy is of a proletarian seizing what he wants without having to slave away for the boss.
ejacula 27 Mar, 2022 @ 8:59pm 
it was a bussy smash
ejacula 16 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49am 
you come to me on this, the day of my daughter's feminist whodunnit novel release
HORSEBOYEXTREME 5 Mar, 2022 @ 10:31pm 
Jerry potter and the prisoner of airplane food
ejacula 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm 
"All I did was ask why he left Mexico, Jerry. And you should have seen them! They boo'd me out of the building Jerry. Out of the building! All the way to the parking lot! What? A guy can't ask a question anymore?"

"Sure you can ask a question. But there's some questions you shouldn't ask."

"Questions you shouldn't ask?! How can there be a question you shouldn't ask, Jerry? That's what questions are! They're things you ask. Questions you shouldn't ask! I tell you what Jerry, if I see that man again I'm gonna let him know what I think about these questions you shouldn't ask!"

"I'm sure you will George."
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Walt Jisney 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:09pm 
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ejacula 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12pm 
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ejacula 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:21am 
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?