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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Two things need fixing: the floor gets dirty too fast (every 10s) and the AI art on the walls is poor. The rest is decent and playable.


Check out the gameplay 👇

https://youtu.be/1pXPEvCJnj4
Posted 27 January. Last edited 27 January.
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356.7 hrs on record
I have over 600 hours in the game and have tried many different nations, but in almost every run, I lose interest around the 1550s and restart. The game becomes seriously tedious and feels meaningless after a certain point.

No matter which country you choose, the core loop remains the same, and it hits a wall of boredom at the exact same stage. Once you reach a certain power level, the game becomes far too easy.

I’ve spent thousands of hours in EU4, and back then, I used to wish the end date was even further away because I was having so much fun and couldn't fit all my goals in. In EU5, it’s the exact opposite. I find myself just wanting it to be over.

In my last playthrough, I forced myself to push through until 1700 just to see the end once, but I got so bored that I don't plan on touching the game again for months.

While the early game is enjoyable, in its current state, my review will be negative. I hope it improves in the future.
Posted 2 December, 2025. Last edited 27 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Genuinely liked the game. We had a lot of fun playing it. Good thing, i didn’t encounter any bugs.

A lil suggestion is adding difficulty options. The current difficulty is ideal for single player but far too easy for two players, can't imagine for more than 2.

You can checkout the gameplay here: https://youtu.be/68mqG-NNMig
Posted 26 November, 2025.
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6.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
As a fan of Crime Scene Simulator and PowerWash Simulator, I really enjoyed this one too, even though it could be even better with more modern graphics.

It’s clear that the developers are skilled and creative, and this already feels like a complete game. I’d definitely make a sequel and work with a publisher to reach a wider audience, obviously this game truly deserves more recognition.

Checkout the gameplay:
https://youtu.be/E7eFKOffTEU
Posted 12 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Genuinely loved the game. But I’ve never been insulted this much in my life. I got yelled at, panicked a lot and still had a blast. Even the laundry part alone could’ve been its own game.

Checkout the gameplay here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DftlR_p_UeU
Posted 4 November, 2025. Last edited 4 November, 2025.
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14.8 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly, it’s a decent game, you can easily get 8–12 hours of gameplay out of it(depends on your pace and unlocks). But, it definitely needs some polish and QoL updates. Right now, aside from opening shops and doing stock management, there isn’t much new stuff to keep you hooked. Also, being able to order items directly from the stock control screen would make the whole thing easier.

Check out the gameplay here: https://youtu.be/eUo8R9twv7k
Posted 3 November, 2025. Last edited 3 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record
I really loved every bit of the game. Entire game was a fun and relaxing experience, I wish it was a bit longer. It is a way too great game to be a short one.

You can check out the gameplay here: https://youtu.be/heMuiWD7ziI
Posted 1 November, 2025. Last edited 28 November, 2025.
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16.2 hrs on record
Adding "Sea Wars" as a DLC? Good job.
Posted 21 March, 2025.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I understand that the game is in early access, so bugs are expected. However, getting stuck in a bug during the tutorial itself makes the game feel worthless. If such issues exist this early, investing time and effort into the game seems pointless and unnecessary to me.

Unfortunately, I can't recommend it.
Posted 20 March, 2025.
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28.9 hrs on record
I'm completely cave-sick

My cave has become my cozy little fortress, while the outside world seems like a jungle full of wild, unpredictable dangers.

I used to fish, plant, gather, socialize, relax.

TAKE ME OUT!

Click here to access my curator page and maybe you'd like to support <3
Posted 13 March, 2025.
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