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Slurms MacKenzie 8 Jan @ 12:07am 
We begin this new year with new lore for us we bring the onion into 2026 may your 2026 bring the humblest of onions
Splat 19 Aug, 2025 @ 12:20pm 
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Slurms MacKenzie 9 Aug, 2025 @ 10:13am 
For me, it is the humble onion. The greatest vegetable.
fentanyl witch 4 Mar, 2025 @ 6:50pm 
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Slurms MacKenzie 20 Feb, 2025 @ 9:23am 
She Silent on my Hill 2 Until I James sunderland
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Funny Alias 13 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am 
longine symphonette
disengaged 15 Aug, 2024 @ 8:48pm 
Fzuck you !!!!!!!!! .
Faustino 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
love you <3
Splat 23 Feb, 2024 @ 12:01pm 
Hey! Please don’t get freaked out!! But I’m preeeeetty sure you were the girl in the blue dress in the baking aisle at Sainsburys in Hammersmith (yesterday around 5pm)? I was looking all over the internet for you after our delightful conversation and I think I’ve pinned you down 🙂 Would be great if you could give me an add/msg me back. I’d love to continue our discussion/get to know each other better ☺️
Slurms MacKenzie 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:42pm 
私の場合は、謙虚な玉ねぎです。一番な野菜です。
Slurms MacKenzie 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51pm 
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Slurms MacKenzie 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38pm 
You should delete your account
Splat 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44am 
you should delete your account
Mizuchi 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16am 
remilia is bad
Slurms MacKenzie 17 Dec, 2022 @ 3:51pm 
For me, it is the humble onion. The greatest vegetable.
Splat 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm 
hugh mungus
DesmondTheBear 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:33pm 
Opus No1
DesmondTheBear 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:31pm 
The horn section on your track sounds terrible
Splat 3 Sep, 2022 @ 3:18am 
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Slurms MacKenzie 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:13am 
♥♥♥♥ you :3
Splat 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:53am 
No x
Slurms MacKenzie 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am 
can someone fill me in on the lore
Splat 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:14am 
You're sorry? You're sorry!? You kill my brother, and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something: the job offer, it didn't upset me; it amused me. Whoo, big job at the illustrious HHM - a chance to play at the palace! And little ol' me? You have no idea whats going on. You're a teensy tiny man in a teensy weensy little bubble. Oh, don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 'Oh Jimmy' me! You look down on me? You pity me? Walk away, that's right Howard. You know why I didn't take the job? 'Cause it's too SMALL! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you. I'm like a god in human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
Slurms MacKenzie 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:22pm 
A thing of beauty — I know
Will never fade away
What you did to me — I know
Said what you had to say
But a thing of beauty
Splat 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:26am 
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed.
Slurms MacKenzie 12 May, 2021 @ 1:31pm 
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disengaged 5 May, 2021 @ 12:24pm 
u suck
Splat 21 Feb, 2020 @ 11:19am 
banjo
adderall boofer 13 Apr, 2019 @ 9:13am 
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BORDER OF PURGATORY 12 Apr, 2019 @ 9:00pm 
mom says the pizza rolls are done
Lurvebusted 17 Sep, 2018 @ 2:03pm 
Аниме для пидорасов
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:Christmashatcat: Merry Christmas and happy holidays! :mysterygift:
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Jewel Princess 23 Nov, 2017 @ 5:58am 
Happy Turkey Day! :CA_turkey:
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Mint 7 Oct, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
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snootsoe 26 Sep, 2017 @ 3:40pm 
Well it looks like SOMEONE finally built their own gaming pc




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The Monkey 26 May, 2017 @ 2:33pm 
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adderall boofer 11 Feb, 2017 @ 11:50am 
Yes! started watching konosuba a little while ago.