I've got a nice hot bowl of soup for ya. Just took it out of the microwave, i-it's a little bit too hot. Uh- My hands are burning a little bit but let me jus- let me just set it down here for ya. What do you think of it? Is it- is it a little bit too hot do- Ah... FF ah... FF ah... FF aah... That looked like it burned, I'm sorry. I-Uh... I-I-I think I put it in the microwave too long, I think I, uh, I probably should have thought about what I did before I did it, ya know? I think I probably should have had a little bit of foresight. Not hindsight, I already have some hindsight- I realize now I should of taken it out of the microwave a little bit earlier than I sh- than I di- O-oh, the- the center's cold? Uh- Oh, um, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry I-I-I thought I'd be able to do better than that. I thought I'd be better at making soup. You know, I uh... I don't really like soup. It's uh, greasy. It's just liquid. It's just food in liquid form. Like isn't that stupid? Don't you want to have something to bite in? That's why I like chunky soup. But you just wanted- just wanted tomato and basil soup and uh, that's what I made for ya. You know I could make you some grilled cheese to go along with it! You could dip it in your- no oh- oh okay. Y-You don't want a grilled cheese to go along with that. No-No because you know I like my food solid, you know I'm not a big fan of, uh, liquid food. Remember uh, remember SpongeBob? When Squidward bought that canned bread, and he was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happy about that canned bread? And I-I used to think as a kid, is it like liquid bread? Is it like bread, in liquid form? You remember SpongeBob? Oh SpongeBob was a lot of fun. Pretty fun show. They ruined it of course. Not a lot of fun after they ruined it but you know, uh, we're talking about soup right? How are you liking your soup- FF ah... Mm yeah, looks like it burns. Oh-oh your tongue hurts?
Ah ♥♥♥♥. I would go get you a bag of ice but I just, I just don't want to. I just don't wanna move, I'm just kinda sitting here watching you eat soup which just makes me feel a little bit, uncomfortable. Or extremely comfortable, I't really know how to feel right now, I kinda feel, uh, in a way. I don't know how to describe it y'know? Like it's uh, it's a good feeling but it's also a bad feeling at the same time like- uh, like my intestines are warring, like m- like my mind is-is fighting itself- it's saying 'nooo stop watching him eat the soup'. But I can't, you're just, you're just eating that soup. You're just, you're just chowing down, just going to town on that tomato and basil soup. You know I uh, made some soup for ya, and I- and I-and I- and I hope you're liking it. Are ya liking it? Is it-is it good? E-Even though it's a little bit too hot, it's a little bit too spicy. You know I put some jalapeno juice in there, made it a little bit- Oh yep, that's definitely the burn you're feeling. You're gonna be feeling that burn later am I right? Haha, uhh, I shouldn't make that joke. Too many people have already made that joke, it's stupid. That joke is stupid that's why you're- Oh ♥♥♥♥ you, I can make any joke I want to make! I could make any, like uh maybe I made some erroneous joke about the like Bagel Boys or something, haha just think about that, what if I just started talking about how I'm the, how I'm the top dog you know, that'd be crazy, that'd be insane. You like your soup? Is it a good soup? What'd you, what'd you say? Man what if I read like, uh, those- those stories from a website? Th-That;s so silly, it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid idea! What kind of moron would like that ♥♥♥♥? What kind of idiot would like to sit down and just listen to a dude read stories from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ website? Like seriously that's the dumbest idea you've ever come up with dude. That is just
absolutely insane to me. Like how- who would like that? People can read, it's not like people can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read! If-if you can't read in this day and age well you're in a third world country or you're, you're just special, you know? Yeah, and I don't mean, you know I don't mean special like, yeah I- yeah I know I don't mean special in like an offensive way I'm just, I'm just saying. Uh, it's just- it's just a little be weird right?