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-Jeden- 17 Apr, 2025 @ 11:31am 
I purchased this product as my gf wanted me to try it for fun. unfortunately, it did not work for me. I'm a local sg dude but my girth is 14.2 cm when soft and 17.3 cm when hard. It still fit my u but after few minutes it starting to hurt; can't wear this product comfortably. Tried forcing it on for a few mins but my balls started to turn reddish almost purple that it hurts. The material feels durable and well-made, but the sizing seems to cater to much smaller dimensions. This might be a great product for those with more modest measurements, but it was unsuitable for me. Consider checking the dimensions carefully before purchasing if you have a larger girth and larger balls.
-Jeden- 11 Apr, 2025 @ 11:51pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this on your comments.
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-Jeden- 2 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57pm 
Don’t trust this guy, he lost his virginity to a horse. Then sent me twelve snapchat pics of dying African children in his basement. Six years later he arrived at my doorstep wearing a full body latex suit screaming, "I knew the muffin man!" Before i knew it, he was in my house just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and pissing on everything, I quickly grabbed a kitchen knife but as I turned around he was gone. Nothing but ♥♥♥♥ piss and a little semen remained. After that I have went off the grid, I now use satellite internet coupled with three VPN's running through a tor browser to evade him tracking me. Some believe he has existed for century’s, and that he has played a role in every major event in human history. The fall of Rome, the 9/11 attacks, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Norman conquest of the Britian, the Bolshevik revolution and much more! Whatever you do stop this creature!
-Jeden- 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:20am 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.
-Jeden- 13 Jan, 2024 @ 5:44am 
mao ni ako idol. mang kidnap ug babae sa gabie, pero arang buotana sa adlaw!
-Jeden- 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08am 
Hi.

I’m Saul Goodman.👨🏼‍⚖️👨🏼‍⚖️ 👨🏼‍⚖️

Did you know that you have rights? 🤨🤨🤨

The Constitution says you do.📜📜

And so do I.🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️

I believe,

that until proven guilty,⚖️⚖️⚖️

every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.✅✅✅

And that’s why I fight for you,🫂🫂

Albuquerque!