True story! I was at Costco one day and all the sudden the nature called — yelled is more like it. So I high-tailed into the john and there's some sensitive guy changing his little boy's diaper on one of them baby ironing boards... and don't you know I slipped on pee-pee and broke two vertebrae, which had to be fused together. I'm in constant pain, but by god I got me a fifty-three-thousand dollar settlement. I never have to work another day in my life.