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shoeevacation@gmail.com 7 Apr @ 9:03pm 
you met me at a cute & funny time of my life
Zubumafu 2 Feb @ 6:52pm 
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Zubumafu 6 Jan @ 7:01am 
New profile! Soy SJWs keep reporting my wives (Erika and Negev)
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buny 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm 
wooooooooooow oh my gawsh happy birthday
Tomthy 14 Aug, 2021 @ 9:28am 
🤝👍👍👍🤜🤛greetings healthy always For my friends in Steam. I hope my friends are in good health amen. greetings from Indonesia..
buny 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:59pm 
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dprec 12 May, 2020 @ 9:01am 
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buny 16 Mar, 2020 @ 7:59pm 
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Evil Tiger 2 Jan, 2020 @ 12:17am 
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buny 2 Feb, 2019 @ 1:11pm 
my mom told me about you getting a job and stuff so congrats dude :kud:
buny 27 Dec, 2018 @ 4:37pm 
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Lono 6 Nov, 2017 @ 1:34pm 
I think we both know you’re a prepubescent little pindick trying to intimidate an intelligent adult on the other side of the world. If I was you I’d stop playing call of duty. You are mixing reality with fantasy. I’d also be careful impersonating a soldier can be a felony in most countries. Anyways as you are sadly delusional I can’t be bothered chatting. I’ll save my time for more worthwhile conversations.
Lono 6 Sep, 2017 @ 5:26pm 
You wanna ♥♥♥♥♥ go boi? I'll pick you up and break you like the ♥♥♥♥♥ twing you are you skinny ♥♥♥♥♥. The last thing youll see is a mountain of flesh breaking you sorry ass. You better shut you hole or ill shut it with my fist.
Lono 1 Jul, 2017 @ 9:14pm 
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia....hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia...you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink turk... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
Lono 26 Jun, 2017 @ 4:24pm 
los mexicanos van a seguir estando pinche gabacho te gusta no te gusta la noche si quieres guerra está bien tu madre Yo soy mexicano 100% pinche gabacho qué dirección yo te la doy y vente tú sólo Deja tus pinches puercos falta policía mata policías que los policías de Montebello California chinguen a toda su madre p*** bolas de muertos de hambre así son todos los putos puercos policías de California cuando quieras pinche de la trompa yo te parto tu madre p***
larguu 30 May, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
Retired from the US Army where I was a Dustoff medic, and an Equal Opportunity instructor. Watching racing of almost any type (but primarily NASCAR) and iRacing are about the only 2 things I do to relieve stress and keep my head from exploding, so for goodness sake-there is no need to yell!
I am a red head who is married to another woman. She happens to be my crew chief, and race team "owner". The team (which has no other members...lol) is called Dominatrix Motorsports and when I'm starting on the front row she calls me "Pole Dancer" ;)
I'm generally a mid-pack racer who tries hard to keep it clean (the racing, I mean ;P) and expect the same. If I should wreck you I will apologize. If its your bad, please consider doing the same. I will respect that. I'm trying hard to learn setups but have a long way to go but, unfortunately, not a lot of free time to get there! If you want to share... it helps me to compare what others are doing to what I'm doing. (thank you in advance if you do!)
Lono 11 May, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ....♥♥♥♥ the croatia ,..♥♥♥♥♥ ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
Lono 2 May, 2017 @ 2:30pm 
She said stop smoking
I stop smoking
She said stop drinking alcohal
I stop drinking alcohal
She said stop watching ANIME
I stop her Breathe
Lono 10 Apr, 2017 @ 2:17am 
Hi can I buy a dual sump cath here?
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buny 21 Feb, 2017 @ 4:24pm 
I am a lord of the dark arts, seeking a willing subject for my dark inception. Give me your body and mind, I will spread your soul through my fingertips. No weak hearts, a need to be ravished emotionally and the desire for my dark spreading of the seed. Be a woman over 21, bbw or fit, be shackled and open to reform. Responses require photos.
Lono 13 Feb, 2017 @ 3:07pm 
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Tomthy 5 Feb, 2017 @ 1:09pm 
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Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 17 Jan, 2017 @ 7:10pm 
Lol look at these losers! 😂 You guys are little kids 🏃! I can't believe you actually like Bee Movie 🐝, Cory in the House 🐵, and Lazytown 🍭! Those are for little kids 🏃! Boohoo 😫, do you watch Dora too?!!! I'm sorry kids, but I play real games and watch real movies 😏. Have you heard of CALL OF DUTY 📞🔫 or MINECRAFT ⛏️!? It has real action and is too scary for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😹 like you. You heard me right, I curse 😱! I curse and I'm only 12 years old 😈! I bet you listen to JUSTIN BIEBER 👩 as well because he is a little girl 👭 like you! I listen to real music like "TNT" 💣 by CaptainSparklez and "Five Nights at Freddy's" 🐻 by TheLivingTombstone, but you wouldn't understand real games like that. They're too SCARY 👻 for you! Wah wah wah 😭! Babies 👶!

Pasta courtesy of /u/_Cryonix_ from /r/copypasta
Lono 12 Jan, 2017 @ 12:38am 
To all our readers in the U.S.: Time is running out in 2016 to help Wikipedia. Do you want Wikipedia to be there when you need it? Today, tomorrow, and for years to come? If you do, our community needs your support. When I made Wikipedia a non-profit, people warned me I’d regret it. Over a decade later, it’s the only top ten site run by a non-profit and a community of passionate volunteers. Has it crossed my mind how much money we could have made if it had ads? Sure. But I believe people wouldn’t want to build it and we wouldn't be able to trust it. To protect our independence, we'll never run ads. We're sustained by donations averaging about $15. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this right now gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. That's right, the price of a cup of coffee is all we need. Please help us keep Wikipedia online and growing. Thank you — Jimmy Wales, Wikipedia Founder
Tomthy 18 Dec, 2016 @ 5:27pm 
Omg lol aged 21 fresh faced six pack finish work go the gym finish the gym pick up mates or book a taxi 30 quid to mi name sneaking in vodka pretending water in my rockports n Fred Perry top complimented with my sovereign rings not a care in the world 2001-2005 #ucking they were the days now a middle aged director millionaire stressed to hell Jesus I'd give it up to go back to them days any time waw makes me tingle the memories WIGAN PIER WAS THE PLACE TO BE for us Lancashire n scouce lads, where has 16 years gone! Blink of an eye my advice to u youngsters enjoy your youth for as long as possible because one day ull blink n be 40 too life is to short, enjoy it n don't give up the fun.
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Lono 2 Dec, 2016 @ 11:55am 
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larguu 21 Oct, 2016 @ 2:40pm 
RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле
ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile
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Lono 3 Sep, 2016 @ 8:37pm 
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brainfart 30 Jul, 2016 @ 11:36pm 
@ tomthy
shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up right now before i crush your dweeby bean sprout neck EFFORTLESSLY with a single hand
Tomthy 30 Jul, 2016 @ 6:36pm 
Daily reminder this is a Furry Friendly page, supports Furry culture and ideology, will always favorite Furry values above others, and if you do not like this you are free to leave.
Lono 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:23pm 
goodnight Harambe 💙🐒 I kno you in a better 🙏🏽 place ☝🏽👼🏽 lil bro. we do this ♥♥♥♥ for you onna 4 🤘🏽 gang ♥♥♥♥ only bro ‪#‎HarambeWorld‬ 🌍💂🏼😔
Lono 15 Jun, 2016 @ 12:15pm 
🕔Whenever🕔 I✋ 🍆masturbate💦, I do 💯a lot of 🔢foreplay🔥. I ✏write ⬇down⬇ "💦Precum💦" on a 📑sheet of paper📖, and stick🌴 the ✒pen✏ in my✋ 🍑ass🍑. I 👅massage👄 my 🍆🍆foreskin and put a 🍍grapefruit🍍 with the ▶◀centre 🔳hollowed ☑out over my✋ ♥♥♥♥🍆 until I 🌠start 💦💦leaking. Then I ✅begin the 🔁full 🍍grapefruiting🍍, ❌stopping❌ when I'm ✅just on the ⏫edge⏬. I get on the 📊table, and try to󾠯 🔗cross❌ 🚫out the "pre" on the 📑note📜 with the ✒pen✏ still 💋👄inside me👌✊💗. The ✊pressure of 🍍it being 👊presssed🙏 against ✋my 💟💓prostrate💩 usually causes ✋me to 💦💦ejaculate💦💦🔥 all ↗over↖ the📜📑 note. It 😎reminds myself✋ that I be💦came💦 a ✅✅better 👫👭person than ◀⏪before.
Lono 6 Apr, 2016 @ 7:05am 
♥ This is the windmill of friendship ♥ Repost if you also love your friends ♥
brainfart 3 Apr, 2016 @ 3:13pm 
SMH or nahhhh fr fr fr truu 100 100 tho tbh im juss bein honest 100 👌👌