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you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia....hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia...you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink turk... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
I am a red head who is married to another woman. She happens to be my crew chief, and race team "owner". The team (which has no other members...lol) is called Dominatrix Motorsports and when I'm starting on the front row she calls me "Pole Dancer" ;)
I'm generally a mid-pack racer who tries hard to keep it clean (the racing, I mean ;P) and expect the same. If I should wreck you I will apologize. If its your bad, please consider doing the same. I will respect that. I'm trying hard to learn setups but have a long way to go but, unfortunately, not a lot of free time to get there! If you want to share... it helps me to compare what others are doing to what I'm doing. (thank you in advance if you do!)
I stop smoking
She said stop drinking alcohal
I stop drinking alcohal
She said stop watching ANIME
I stop her Breathe
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