Recent reviews by Squidmann

*Moment created with the Antistasi mod, which is fantastic, I recommend.


It all started with a routine supply delivery mission. We took our three AI with us, we had some topical engagements, which was sorted out. The real weirdness came when 4 got wiped out by a civilian driver, who then parked himself on another truck.

We finished the delivery, 'commandeered' the two trucks, and our wonderful AI decided to get into the truck that was perched on the other. No biggie, right?

We drove back to base with 2 AI in the back truck, one with me. Problems arise when the tow rope breaks, and the bastard civ then takes off, with our AI on the tray!

I chased after, but the heavier truck was much slower. He took off towards the town of Neri, then South to Panochori. My friend and comrade took a faster SUV from the base and made off to Pano while I followed our quarry.
The sly weasel drives past a police patrol, who with practiced precision takes me out of the driver seat and riddles my squad AI with bullets, before executing me.

My friend in the SUV powers on, intercepting the culprit who with the deftness of an oiled cat flips his car, leaving him stranded and out of the chase.
I returned with another car, sniffing out and catching the civvie, who drove back to Neri, and put a tow rope on him. Thinking the chase over, I relaxed. He struck, revving madly to tow ME rather than him. I was hostage, along with my two AI.

He drove back to Panochori and with murderous intent, drove my truck over rubble, causing it to collide and explode, killing me once again, as well as injuring the hostages.

My friend is now in position; he takes the shot, ending this fiasco with blood on the dash.

We return to the commute to base, stopping to pick up another vehicle. We tow my friends flipped car, while it was flipped. It ended up exploding and the huge plume of fire behind us made us a great target for enemy fire. We push through, but nearly get flipped again by another maniac civvie behind the wheel of a fuel truck, who has a near miss with us and drives straight into the burning wreck we were towing.

He then flips this FUEL truck, and, growing sense by the second, runs for his life.
Thus ends our adventure, we go back to base with another story in our hearts.