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Dustin Echoes
United States
It be like that sometimes.
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It be like that sometimes.
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Level
20
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  15
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Screenshots  12
Groups  7
Head Clickers, Incorporated.
5 Members
Rocket's Gaming Friends
313 Members
dman dead man
12 Members
Listen. Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fr*ckin' chump.
Because I'm not.
I'm a businessman.
I'm a family man.
Man of the people.
Man of the church.
Man of the country.
I'm a patriot.
A veteran.
A man of God.
A missionary.
A postman.
I work at Jamba Juice, okay?
My dog is spayed.
I got letters ready for me at the notary republic.
I know a cobbler.
I make my own quilts.
Love eggs.
Shop locally.
I support local causes.
I take a cruise ship every 3 months.
I wear reading glasses.
My daughter has braces.
My eyebrows are shaved.
And my friends are all geese.
I live in a house.
I have a head.
My clothes are all combustible.
My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription.
I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me, I'll go fr*ck your mother."
I am inside of the matrix.
I live in a home with no windows.
I have lasers inside my brain.
I have a shark in my bathroom.
My dog sleeps in my bed with me.
I have a mouse under the rug.
My friends are all dead.
I went to India once.
I like bowling.
So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fr*ckin' chump, alright?
Because I'm not.
Comments
barnacle boy
19 Apr @ 9:32am 
I was glad to see you enjoyed my wiener, was worried you might get upset mine was bigger than yours. When we hid in the basement again it was so magical, like it always was but something was different—that day changed everything.

Footsteps approached so we hid together in one locker. It was tight inside the locker and dark but we didn't mind. The terror radius grew louder and there he was...Bubba, coming to claim his basement. We hid and waited but we knew we had to leave. With courage, I kicked you out of the locker for bait and ran. However, I remembered our glorious friendship and knew I couldn't leave you behind. As Bubba was about to use his chainsaw on you, I stepped in between with my wiener out. It stood tall and proud, much bigger than the chainsaw and we fought hard. Thankfully, Bubba was deeply disturbed after a few minutes and let us leave, so we ran for the gates, hand in hand and pants down to our freedom.
RUGER MAN
1 Feb @ 1:03pm 
worst dayz npc
RUGER MAN
21 Feb, 2025 @ 7:35pm 
Anime is literally the best thing ever. All of you baka Americans who can't wrap your minds around it because you think your Hollywood films and TV shows you are just stupid and wrong and need to stop speaking. Literally nobody likes your opinions except the other baka Americans that don't understand Anime culture and the fact that Anime is truly a masterpiece of art, emotion and plot development. The characters always develop so well and so does the plot and it is just like really good. Like literally just watch it and you will understand you stupid white people. Ok, I am white but like I like anime so I'm basically Japanese at this point.
RUGER MAN
24 Jan, 2025 @ 8:20pm 
squib zaddy
sShenaniganz
14 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm 
𝓖𝓐𝓜𝓔𝓡𝓢 𝓓𝓞𝓝'𝓣 𝓓𝓘𝓔 𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓨 𝓡𝓔𝓢𝓟𝓐𝓦𝓝
♔︎ | THERMAL SCOPE
30 May, 2023 @ 9:42am 
+rep :pfff: