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1. Выбираем макароны. Я остановила свой выбор на томатных макаронах от "макфа". На самом деле люблю бариллу, но она чот приелась :(
mcmmm 2 Dec @ 11:29pm
i love my wife
[GECSF] Georgios Alexopoulos 13 Oct @ 2:25am
Indomie is da bomb meng! Especially the "Rendang" flavoured one. 10/10!
YABOI 12 Sep @ 12:15pm
last section should be named pro tips
lordsavor 6 Sep @ 12:52am
rep+ favorite guide of all time
noodle 12 Jul @ 4:51pm
i dont use the soy sauce, it ruins it, everything is good though!
Hans 8 Jul @ 8:32pm
I miss my chilhood
Dandimon 2 Jul @ 11:01pm
Noice One Mate!
Sin 2 Jul @ 12:30pm
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Chuck the egg on top and you’re done
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Add 400mL of tap water to a saucepan, and bring to the boil on a stove.
While you wait for the water to boil, add all the seasoning packets onto a plate, and mix.
Heat some oil on the small frying pan, and crack an egg into it when it is hot enough.
As soon as the water is boiled, add the noodle block in, and press it down with a fork so it becomes submerged in the water.
Check the underside of the egg, and flip it when you think it is ready. (unless you like it sunny side up)
Un-fold the noodle block with a fork and stir it a little. (It is essentially a long rectangular block that’s folded, so you want to unfold it to its full length)
Cook the noodles for a total time of 3 minutes, or till your desired chewiness
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Utensils:
1x plate/bowl
1x fork
1x saucepan
1x small frying pan (ideally an egg frying pan)
1x collander
Ingredients:
1x packet of Indomie Mi Goreng
1x egg
Some cooking oil for the egg
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