Ohhh, Spudd?
You mean the man who’s been “playing” Elden Ring so slowly it feels like a live‑action documentary. You’ve been in Limgrave so long the wildlife probably pays you rent. Your progress is so painfully slow FromSoftware might patch in a mobility scooter just for you. At this rate, you’ll finish Elden Ring the same week the sequel drops.

And Rocket League? Watching you “rotate” is like watching a fridge attempt ballet. Every time you chase the ball, the universe hesitates out of concern. Your aerials have the elegance of a brick thrown by someone who’s never thrown anything. Even the ball avoids you out of second‑hand embarrassment.

Your reactions are so delayed I’m convinced your gameplay is delivered by carrier pigeon.

For your birthday, do the gaming world a favour: take a break. Maybe finish Elden Ring before the heat death of the universe.

heeey,nice game tf2)Added me

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I used to bicycle EVERYWHERE as a kid. I really loved it. Then as I got to around 15 and we moved out of town I’d take my bike every day to school which was 30-45 minutes. It was really a Forest gump “I just started biking” situation, biked everywhere.

Then one day last year (23 at the time) I was like hey I wonder how strong my legs are because I’m generally fit but nothing crazy. Got a free trial at a gym an leg pressed 300kg

Turns out biking almost everyday for most of your life really helps (I loved to go fast too so I’d always pedal hard)

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This guy is worse than a 90 inch long ♥♥♥♥ penetrating you 24/7 for a century, he hacks and is also racist af. Ban and Report please