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Recent reviews by Splinks

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94 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1
553.7 hrs on record (553.1 hrs at review time)
Even with the ups and downs over the years, this is one of those co-op games that has a good formula and didn't ruin it over time.
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.2 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
As someone that loves numbers as the next guy, it breaks my heart that the companion I made in this game is a bigot on not hearing Stanley out on the importance of the number 3. Perhaps it was my companion still caught up in the grand world of number 2 it came from.

I'm sad to say my companion has left and all I have now is the lonely number of 1
Posted 1 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
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1.2 hrs on record
Never underestimate the power of a nerd with over an hour of green screen footage
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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16 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2,283.5 hrs on record (1,041.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Perhaps one of the best tools to get motivated in learning Unity development and having a platform to openly test and show off your creations to others.


Also you don't need VR to create content or play this game.
Posted 26 November, 2018. Last edited 27 March, 2019.
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39 people found this review helpful
181.6 hrs on record (174.1 hrs at review time)
I use to love this game. Even have 3 copies (xbox360, Xbox one, and PC). But Rocksatr no longer gives a ♥♥♥♥ about their customers, that and/or they haven't kept up with their ♥♥♥♥ customer support. I have been temparily banned due to having Sweet FX graphic mod once and again due to not removing a single DLL file that I forgot about. Even after reaching out to them 5 times and even a phone call they told me it'll be fine and the ban would be lifted shortly. Sadly it didn't, so i waited. The last ban I received was permanent all due to being put into a server with a user that teleported player to him, froze them, mass spamed props and money on them till it crashed my game. I even reported this incident to rockstar and the next day received a permanent ban. Not a single email and no repsonse were given to me. Just the same computer response.

And even with all that I was close to rebuying the game just so I could play with my friends again. But then I hear that modders aren't welcome, even the ones that are simply trying to make the game better and more fun for free. So I guess with that said this is where I say "♥♥♥♥ you" Rockstar and Take Two. On behalf of the modding community I hope your game dies and no one wishes to make custom content for it to keep it a float.
Posted 18 June, 2017. Last edited 18 June, 2017.
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11 people found this review helpful
28.5 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Imagine if you will that Doom and Borderlands 2 had a love child and decided to raise it in China.
...
That's this game in a nutshell
Posted 14 October, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
208.4 hrs on record (135.8 hrs at review time)
This game made me call some of my best friends names only a demon could think of.

Would happily lose my sanity all over again.


9/10
Posted 8 August, 2016.
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17 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1
18.9 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
So emotionally unstable I have become.


Who do I trust anymore?




If you chose to play this game without spoiling it for yourself on watching youtube videos, expect plot twists around every corner and feeling the thought of "I didn't mean for that to happen, i'll fix this"....5mins later...."Oh god ♥♥♥♥ hit the fan again". Then the episode ends

So you play again and making different decisions......"Oh god im still seeing bad things go down"....*contine with alternative decisions*...."Okay still having bad things going on, but feeling better about this round"


New episode comes out:
Play 1st save.
"God why did i make all the mistakes first time around"...."feces are still slamming down on the fan".

Play 2nd save:
"Oh god it all the same, but now the people i hated the most have a craving to whip my ass"......Panic!





To sum it all up. Love the game.
Posted 7 May, 2014. Last edited 7 May, 2014.
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32 people found this review helpful
2,171.7 hrs on record (1,789.3 hrs at review time)
Fantastic game that brings FPS, zombies, and the arcade feel all in one package. Love the community and the content that is available for this game and still is hands down one of the most entertaining games to play with my mates. Seriously everyone nothing can compare to the bonding experience this game will give you.
Posted 12 September, 2012. Last edited 24 November, 2017.
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