Hello, I'm Splachi, find my socials here:
https://guns.lol/splachi

Scroll down a little more if you want to put a comment on my profile, chances are I blocked you long before you had the chance to comment anything

I have very bad temper so if you tilt me, expect a ♥♥♥♥ game, I won't do ANY effort to make it any more livable.

Other than that I am a video editor, with a PC too bad to record anything in game. Most of the art done of me was done by fatfurs, not by choice honestly, it just seems that I am good at attracting those guys. Which is surprising, cuz' I'm skinny as ♥♥♥♥.
There's also that one artpiece of me pregnant with twins but that one was done by a PEDOPHILE so y'know I don't really talk to them no more.
I am problematic media, and I am also written by vivziepop, that is because I curse more than a burdened sailor and say ♥♥♥♥ too unhinged to appear as woke, but woke was a term invented by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to start hating on women and black people, so who cares about being woke.

If you're reading this hoping I release a video soon, you're not in luck! My upload schedule is more holes than fillings, it's like a pocket ♥♥♥♥♥ for 20.

The rest of this about me will be incoherent ramblings so don't expect to see anything about me that's coherent.
I study the french equivalent of STEM in order to become a programmer, so far I can make the scratch cat do a heart shape, and a RFID controlled gate using an arduino written in C++, not too impressive, last time I checked, neither of those get you decent salaries.

If you ask me (nicely) I can introduce you to Deadlock or DaVinci Resolve, two vastly different topics, but two topics I like teaching people about, you will sit in a cuck chair, while I explain every game mechanic from Project Zomboid, and you will be happy about it.

Instructions on how to DEFLOCK:
-Walk differently every time, you can get identified on your walking pattern.
-Wear big contruction gloves, cheap latex gloves can still mark spots with your fingerprints
-Wear black, non-branded clothing, remove anything that could make you stand out, don't take scratched/worn out clothes, the newer they look, the better.
-Pay for that new gear using cash, it's harder to trace back to you.
-Never take linear paths if you want to destroy cameras, it's too easy to trace you afterwards
-Do not bring the cameras with you, they have a GPS tracker, destroy them entirely
-Never tell when and where you will deflock, especially online

R6/CS/Valorant timings happen all the time to me, I'd be checking ♥♥♥♥ for a solid minute, the moment I blink I die because someone peeked at the exact moment, by the way, it's peeked, like taking a peek, not peaked, that's for your rank. I know a french guy who writes Responne instead of Respawn, no idea how you can get it mixed up like that.

By the way I block extremely easily, it wouldn't be all too rare for you to end up blocked by me. People call that rage blocking or smth smth, chances are I just made it up, I call that curating my internet, which sounds just as gay as you think it does.

By the way, homophobes always call gays "♥♥♥♥*ts", why is that an insult, it's just a bundle of sticks, how is that supposed to be an insult, just like "tr*nny", you just made that word up, it's not in insult, it's a remark made to sound slightly offensive.

Also I replayed fortnite lately, the game is genuine garbage, it's a constant dopamine slopfest and I hate it. Unlocks, levels for everything, even the battlepass is done in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up way. When I say I miss old Fortnite, I mean the old, pre-turbo build fortnite, the chill one where people didn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about balancing, where the map was simple, where there was no sprint ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, when the artstyle wasn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over by attempting realism. ♥♥♥♥ new fortnite man.