My name is Keith and I'm 38 years old making $20,000 a year. You may know me as the driplord because behind the screen I make all the women scream (my name because they all love me). I never go outside as it's a waste of time when I could be gaming instead and interacting with new people, and perhaps add another female to my list.

I hope that one day I can do an IRL meetup with one of the females and make the drip on my face, that is my end goal in life.

Anyways, thanks for reading my about me! I hope you all have a nice and wonderful life, just don't take my females away from me or else.....!


1 Game = 1 Teet/Bunda Pic
8 Games = 1 Meow Meow Pic
Global = Moan My Name
Sex = Free


6 hours crafting blood runes whilst 3 tick fletching.
4 hours trying to find a good YouTube video to watch.
1 hour of cookie clicker.

4 minutes finding what map to play.
10 minutes shooting still bots.
1 hour waiiting for someone to get on.
10 minutes playing mm before I abandon.

12 hours and 24 minutes of regret before I go to sleep an repeat.