Spidson
Charlson Spidson
United States Virgin Islands
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Planeswalker — Capeta

+2: Summon a 1/1 black Spider token with Deathtouch and Reach.

−X: Put a creature card with converted mana cost X from your opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is a Spider in addition to its other types.

−10: Put the top 10 cards from your opponent's deck into the graveyard.

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"When i see capeta i first have to puke and want to punch him. but a bit later i get a boner and feel the urge to marry him."
- Pafti, the bearded SentoX.
Salien Stats
Level Reached
25
Bosses Fought
41

Experience Earned
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21:29 - SentoX: when i see capeta i first have to puke and want to punch him. but a bit later i get a boner and feel the urge to marry him.

17:39 - Lord Ottah: spidson charlson
17:39 - Lord Ottah: is what they call him
17:39 - Lord Ottah: that is you
17:39 - Capeta: oh
17:39 - Capeta: looks nice
17:39 - Lord Ottah: spider porn star
17:39 - Lord Ottah: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wifes
17:39 - Lord Ottah: since 1979
17:40 - Baron von Kotte: lol, he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mother

00:50 - Capeta: night cocklicker
00:50 - Lord Ottah: yes
00:51 - Lord Ottah: licking ♥♥♥♥♥
00:51 - Lord Ottah: since 2005

17:35 - Fad: oh and when the guy was low-punching the boss, it kinda looks like he's sucking his ♥♥♥♥ :|

17:32 - Lord Ottah: I just want a ♥♥♥♥

[21:11:03] <kangarooster> penis oh my god I hope there's penises

04:42 - Lord Ottah: does not have glasses
04:42 - Capeta: no
04:42 - Capeta: have legs

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put on your badass sunglasses bro
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In Chat
22 May @ 11:32am 
Olá, charlson spidson, vi recentemente o teu filme vintage em que você transou com uma mulher-aranha no ninho de pássaros. Foi realmente sexy, um clássico!
22 May @ 10:43am 
Você é uma constelação de erros que brilha no céu da ignorância :ggxxacmay:
31 Dec, 2025 @ 9:07am 
spinderson
26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:15pm 
:chris:
9 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm 
thats not a threat btw
/ lawyer
9 Apr, 2024 @ 12:31pm 
uhu. someone needs to shelob you :claugh: