TIFU: By slapping my wife’s ass

Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.

This is where things got weird.

As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with “yes daddy, spank me harder!” (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with “what’s wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?”

How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have
"nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied
but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best
form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

Although Inosuke likes to act tough and put on a front, he's secretly just a softie who treats Tanjiro like his older brother. There are multiple random scenes throughout the show where he's constantly holding onto Tanjiro for emotional support whenever he feels anxious. For someone who doesn't even remember Tanjiro's name, he sure relies on him a lot!

ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE
alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍
alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽
alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍
alien 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦
alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~~~!!
alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣
alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3
⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️

+rep hes the him ur guys talk about