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13 years ago I tried to kill myself
12 years ago I was fired from my job
11 years ago I was declared bankrupt

10 years ago I started tweeting
7 years ago I was shot 36times at arbys
6 years ago I won a 50$ scratcher
4 years ago I smoked weed w my probation officer

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This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this as Commander Shepard, I don't need a degree. And if I want to go on an adventure I don't ever have to leave the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh. I've single-handedly stopped a reign of ancient wyverns from destroying a nation, but before I could do that do I had to:
• Learn their language
• Become a master in Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting and Thieving!

I have my own world at my fingertips, if I screw something up I can rewind time. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in game I'm free to what I please, when I please, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind behind the game. I'm the one who enjoys these games.
I am a gamer.
And I always will be.

I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in game, I'm at home. From the flames of cataclysm to the icy mountains of Tamriel, anywhere I venture, is a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the captain of a ship, a spaceship, THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle
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This kid that sold his moms Vicodin at my high school named Kevin who worked at little Ceasers, told us once how at the end of his shift when his manager was on a smoke break, he’d piss in the maranara sauce

So, I was transferring some juice from one of my big bottles into a smaller one. I used a paper towel to wipe up the juice I spilled.

I then went into the bathroom to throw it away. At this time I realized I had a bad case of swamp ass, so I went to grab something to take care of it. I realized I already had a paper towel in my hand and I used it without thinking. It kind of burns, but I don't think I got very much at all in there.

Just wondering.... should I be worried?

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