Oh Sooch, oh Sooch, it's been a hooch!
Fighting with you in Mordhau.
But when we die, do we cry?
Because it's over now?

No! Nay! Fight on I say!

For we who know well the fate,
of those camping at the gate,
to crush with arrow, sword, and stone,
fear them not, we are not alone!

So take my sword, and my shield,
and show them what they have to fear!
Of a man who shall never yield,
Sooch, your destiny rings clear!

queues with obvious cheater remi, look at the demo we just played on inferno and if you dont think ur friends cheating after watching that demo u might be as retarded as him.

cool guy +rep

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

probably checked my profile cause i farmed you lol, the ♥♥♥♥ poor people say. poor people enjoyment

+rep smart teammate, always on point, add me for more! xD

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fuuug u making me nut oh my gawd i got lotion on my baguette rn man

someone needs to take a chill pill (LOL)

can you add me?, nice friend

I am home 😉
Pick up
📞× Missed Call (a minute — Today at 7:02 PM)
Kitten.
I am tired of the disrespect. I will punish you if you do not answer. Pick. Up.
📞× Missed Call (a minute — Today at 7:05 PM)
PICK UP! I'm not playing games tonight kitten. Answer me.

+rep nice skill

stinkiest stinker out there

then got votekicked hahahahahahah

got farmed so hard started tking lmao

+rep nice profile, versatile rifler

good hotdogs. dirty bathrooms tho 6/10

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solid defense, don't forget to add me!

It's going to be a great day when you inevitably kill yourself from balding or drop dead from AIDS. Most annoying player in pubs.

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everytime i look downward i get pissed off because i understand the only direction i can possibly go is up; stop looking down, look up star

.95 checks out

Merry Christmas!

Straight Tatted Muscle God Dominating Footboys with my Perfect Big Stinky Feet.

God Rosa bad Asf

.95 checks out

its a dude don't be fooled o_O

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fatass

✅➕REP from RUSSIA➕✅ I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

Next time you yell at me for not team playing. Remember I’m a lone wolf, teammates are walking barricades who do nothing but block my hits that would’ve easily one tapped them… Don’t ♥♥♥♥ with me.

Oh, Tane. The legendary longsword master of Mordhau, gracing us all with your extraordinary skills—if, of course, by "skills," we mean endlessly swinging that oversized butterknife in circles like you’re stuck in some medieval washing machine. I mean, truly, who needs strategy when you can just mindlessly spam attacks and hope for the best, right?

It’s adorable, really, watching you fumble around the battlefield, desperately chasing kills like a toddler who just learned how to walk. Is dodging even a concept you’ve heard of? Or are you just so confident in your flawless technique that you think, "Ah, let them hit me—maybe I'll intimidate them with my bravado." Spoiler alert: it doesn't work.

And oh, that predictable wind-up you do before each attack? Riveting stuff, Tane. Really keeps everyone on their toes. It's almost like you’re giving us a countdown before we obliterate you. Maybe next time try surprising us with, I don’t know, competence?

I'm not going to have a problem, you are. I'm just offering lessons at a good price, it's not my fault I'm so charismatic and such a good smooth talker.

are you gonna have a problem tane?

would you like lessons? i will give you a good deal

ROSA, is that your real pic? you're so beautiful

dm me

big hairy balls

spineless coward

I hope you get AIDS and then stabbed by a gang of black "people"

needs to be humbled

grade A acoustic mordhau player

YOU CAN"T LET THEM MAKE FUN OF YOU LIKE THAT!

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