When you literally forgot that your food is in the microwave while gaming so you have to hit the instant dash teleportation boogie woogie skill from Jujutsu Kaisen to obtain your not-so-hot meal you waited so long for just to taste some cold, dry, revolting food that you literally could have just shoved up your ass so you hit the infamous face palm and realize that you lowkey on sum gay shi

Um, Hi. I was just stalking your profile and thought you were... idk.. cute? Maybe we can get to know each other and maybe... idk... you become my bf..? idk sorry lol.. this sounds crazy I'll just go... Um, Bye.

Hail Lune

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I need dat coochie sir

Paul atreides shot dead in the bronx

paul atreides shot dead in the bronx

doofy ah

goofy ahh boy

Killed him with his own nuke at the beginning of a Finals game, this person gets so incredibly butthurt about it that they shoot my body after killing me. We proceed to win the game. Enjoy the loss brotha!

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC

HELLO

slang that ♥♥♥♥

KING

lowkey all i want for christmas is him to play wit me again

shogun gelosh

YOUR A BULLY