Recent reviews by Minker

The things to remember when getting this game.
1. It's a contract made with Satan under the guise of a steam purchase.
So basically what it means is that. It's no longer a choice to play or not once you buy it. Some otherwordly power keeps you from quitting this game.
2. Gaben and Satan are partners
After a while you'll start to appreciate the uncanny look of the skins. You'll get random drops sometimes, but it makes you hunger for more. You'll start noticing you're putting money in steam and purchasing cases and skins from the market. And this also has something to do with the otherwordly power.
3. You'll notice you are stressed out a lot more than usual
The community is cancerous. Constant flame, kicking and fake microphone dj-s. And 1 out of 3 games you will encounter hackers.
-But ummm. the game itself? Yeah, it seems pretty good. 9/10 would buy again
PS: I got dumped few days ago. I blame Satan and his otherworldly powers...