Recent reviews by Sleepy Gary

As a lifelong jrpg fan who was very disappointed with the direction squaresoft decided to go with final fantasy after 12, this game represents absolute VINDICATION in the belief that there is more to be developed, explored and discovered with classic jrpg turn based mechanics. This game is EXACTLY what i was hoping the ff7 remake would be like, it is EXACTLY the future i envisioned for this genre of game. Sandfall knocked it out of the park with this title and i am so thankful to finally see a game that properly advamces this genre in the right direction instead of devolving into just more boring arpg clones.

Infinity/10. Probably the best jrpg ive ever played if were not counting nostalgia

Pros- This games mechanics and play style will have you feeling liKE thE goD VishNu, Whom UPOn TAKing upon a multi-limbed form, deCLARed HIMselF DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, WHICH YOU WILL BECOME AS YOU RIP ASUNDER THEN ENTIRE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POPULATION OF THE EARTH WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS USING AN ASSORTMENT OF WEAPONS, TABLES, CHAIRS, FISH, PEOPLE, LIMBS, SUGGESTIVE THEMES, ETC. ABSOLUTE DEVASTATION IS WHATS ON THE MENU AND ITS FRESH OF THE GRILL, BOYS.

cons- literally everything else. map design, menus, music... its all complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ besides the actual game mechanics.....and this and ofdp1 are still two of the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games ive ever played.

11/10, would pretend to be one punch man again.

First of all, this game is not for people who are impatient or have a bad case of add. It takes a while to get into the swing of things and some people dont want to have to "work" to be the best of the best. I would also highly suggest finding other people to play with. it can be a pretty slow experience playing solo. the mechanics of the game encourage teamwork and cooperation, and your progress will increase exponentially when you join a corporation and work with others

that being said, this game is great. pvp is fun and challenging. the devs are very dedicated and offer great customer support. purchasing in game currency isnt necessary for any aspect of the game.

It may not be for everyone, but id suggest finding out for yourself rather than looking at a bunch of negative reviews from people that may or may not have made the full effort to find this games potential

Definitely a new twist on a tired genre. Watching a normal time replay where you just go jason borne on everything in site and wreak some serious havok is pretty awesome. That being said, I was a little disappointed how short the "campaign" mode is. the game can be finished in about an hour. there are a couple of little easter egg games and secrets, (ironically ive spent more time playing treechopper that the actual game)....and an endless challenge mode thats pretty fun, but overall it Feels a bit rushed. was expecting a bit more content for 20+ bucks.

1.Needs more propane.
2. That boy aint right
3. amazing jiggle physics, ill stare as much as i want, natz
4. i tell ya what

jiggle/10. would stare again.

"Might" have done sex 157 times, mom saw, and it only lasted about 90 seconds. Most accurate sex simulator ever.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH....."- drop pod passenger

Got a splinter in my thumb while rolling through a barrel. Died.
Sat by a bonfire, inhaled smoke and coughed too hard. Died.
Walked around the wrong corner. Died.
Walked around the right corner. Died.
Did EVERYTHING HUMANLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POSSIBLE TO NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE....Died.
10/10 would die again.

pros-decent graphics

cons-everything else. clunky controls and extremely slow movements, terrible camera angles, awful and very bland combat system(no combos, one swing, terrible target switching), ridiculously hard rounds (not the fun, challenging kind of hard, the terrible controls and crappy combat system kind of hard) and no checkpoints. If you die, you're starting the whole game over.

I don't think I even paid a dollar for this game, so can't expect much, but its still pretty awful. I wouldnt buy it unless your just looking for uber cheap games to pad your list.

Fantastic. Dont let the simple controls or low end graphics fool you, this game is addictive, very easy to learn and yet very difficult to master, and has awesome rhythm and flow. You will feel like a badass kung fu master one man army. Buy it. I'm glad and would have cheerfully paid full price had i known about it.