Recent reviews by CHORBY!

Look, I've been streaming this game all month and it's probably the best three buck fifty you can spend online without taking your pants off. All of my favorite parts of Zelda, Dark Souls, and Immersive Sims but in the fever dream logic of some deep nerds at Arc System Works moonlighting between guilty gear projects who spent like two hundred bucks total on Unity store assets.

If you're having trouble rebind slow-mo toggle to right-click and gain the power of infinite head shots. The game rocks, I still have so much more to play and then afterwards this is going to become an insane speed game. IN THE HOLE IN THE HOLE IN THE HOLE

Do ya like pedo jokes in your loading screens?

This is my first SHMUP and it's an Incredible game for learning SHMUPs. It makes them not scary! What if you filled girls with love until they kissed you? Every layer of this game is cool and sick and makes me happy. It makes me want to play more SHMUPs too, but I can't put this down first. Been playing it for like three or four years now and I'm still not tired of it even for a second. Easily one of my favorite games of all time and I constantly tell all my friends to get it.