Oh ♥♥♥♥, look at that! Oh my God, what are they doing? Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm witnessing. They're coming for Chelsea. What did she do wrong to these people? I'm witnessing an attack on our democracy. I didn't think it would be me to see this [sic]. Oh my God. They're going to ram it off the road! Oh my God! They're ramming it off the road! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Oh my God, they rammed it off the road. Oh my God! Chelsea!

-rep scammer

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I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom.

# FAQ

Why?

There are several reasons I may ♥♥♥♥ someone’s mother. These include, but are not limited to:

• ♥♥♥♥ you

Am I going to have a step sibling now?

No, not yet. But you should refrain from this behavior in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to ♥♥♥♥ your mom again.

I don't believe my mom deserved to be railed. Can you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her?

No, I make no mistakes, but in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for doing someone’s mom. If you would like to request an apology, send me a DM explaining why I shouldn’t have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom. I respond to Steam DMs within several minutes. However, note that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the fact that I did your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Steam. Remember: having an un-♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom is a privilege, not a right.

IT'S MORBIN' TIME

stinker*snare noise*

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