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3.2 hrs on record
extremely fun & extremely brief
Posted 27 November, 2025.
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141.1 hrs on record (110.0 hrs at review time)
An all-time great ATLUS game and one of the best JRPGs I've ever played. The gameplay goes way beyond traditional "number-bigger" growth due to the genius archetype system, and the story is a lot heavier, both emotionally and politically than you'd expect. A great starting point for modern JRPGs for newcomers and a brilliant expansion of the genre for people who loved Persona 5 but maybe felt that it could have been *more*.
Posted 18 November, 2024.
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116.0 hrs on record (38.2 hrs at review time)
within one hour of gameplay you’ve gotten cancelled by a v-tuber, learned about sexism, sent to hawaii on a mission, weighed the option to bring your pet crawfish, all to wind up dealing with a hangover (2009) situation where you’re arrested by evil cops while the game explains the corruption of the police to you. a game that must be experienced to be believed. one of the best in the series.
Posted 3 February, 2024.
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7.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
amazing soundtrack. vibes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥. lofi max payne action.
it's everything and more.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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18.3 hrs on record
Boring and soulless. The audience for this game doesn't exist anymore, but even then, I struggle to imagine 2016-me excited about the vast emptiness of this game. I gave it a fair shake as indicated by my playtime. While this game isn't marred by the standard Bethesda blues, it contains a multitude of problems that patches can not fix.

The core of the game is the problem. You may look at the modern "we fixed it" stories and hope for something similar here, but it will not happen, because the developers are commenting on negative reviews and defending their empty program. I don't think they could fix it if they wanted. Whereas games like Cyberpunk and No Man's Sky were buggy or flat, Starfield fails to conjure up any sort of unique flavor. It winds up feeling like a Fallout mod at best, and at worst, without any identity at all.

A decade long dev cycle that feels, more than anything, like a company riding their own coattails and going through the motions. Art with no purpose. Another open world game for the feeding tube. More content for content hungry content eaters.
Posted 28 November, 2023. Last edited 28 November, 2023.
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24.3 hrs on record
probably the most painful 100% i've ever completed but i look back upon it fondly like a veteran of war
Posted 25 October, 2023.
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111.4 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
This game sat me down and yelled at me. It said "Why are you playing games that feel like work?" Why do I play games that feel like work? I want to play a game where I can transform into a dwarf, beat up children, and then change back before they can find me. BG3 is imaginative, fun, crass, and wholly original. There's nothing like it, and even if you don't love CRPGs, you will find something to love here. I felt myself waning as a gamer. Now I am reborn.
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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62.8 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
"THE FIRES OF RUBICON!!!"
Posted 28 August, 2023.
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180.6 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
At this point, it's somehow more toxic than Rainbow Six: Siege.

I'm 32 years old. I'm the only one who's allowed to tell me to kill mysef.
Posted 11 August, 2023. Last edited 11 August, 2023.
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40.3 hrs on record (38.6 hrs at review time)
have yet to receive a death threat in pvp for using Modern controls
Posted 15 June, 2023.
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