we've already got one mutant hanging out with us in the bar all the time

Do you guys think that a normal mask of me would look good? And if there was, would you guys wear it?

♥♥♥♥ chewa

Oh you want feelings?
Oh, I have something for that.
Dr. Jinx got something for feeling.

it's tiger woods

A silk sash? At Tooties? What an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

No

This is a guy who goes around shushing people that he doesn't even know

I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath.

They also protected us from tyranny against the seizure of tasteful, artistic photographs of beautiful bodies.

Finger fantasy.

But recently the girlfriend, she's disappeared from his pictures, which tells me that, uh, she probably broke up with him, you know, because of all his father issues, and 'cause he's an alcoholic, and because of the copious requests for butt-eating, which, she was thinking was more of a one-time thing, and he was thinking, this is a thing now, like, from now on.

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.

Paper plates for dinner, house is a mess, life as a single parent is full of stress. Makes you want to put a gun in your mouth, or get real high.
But with a little help I think we'll just get by.

Makes you expel all body fluids. Sweat, piss, and ♥♥♥♥; we got these weigh-ins coming up. Nothing cuts weight like Fight Milk.

Get Fork Stabbed! Fork Stabbed!

Well, he doesn't love you.

Comes around every three or four years, eats a bunch of batteries or whatever, takes a giant dump on the floor, and then leaves again.

You know what he’s not? He’s not covered in stupid tattoos and he doesn’t have a cigarette for a mother.

Religious stuttering army carnies

It’s the hair. It’s been tampered with.

jupe

Okay. They were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.

That's what I was trying to avoid. A conversation about body mass, okay? We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month because we keep watching Predator and all you talk about is Weathers and Jesse "The Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on.

I will smack your face off of your face.

First of all, through God, all things are possible. So jot that down.

I know what the billboard is gonna look like already: two gorgeous girls up there, giant cans, me in the middle with my thumbs up.

You bring me so much joy right now.

Which one of us do you want to take you to the back and bang you

Crucifixion must have been really good for your core

It's the only way to completely obliterate the follicle.

Roxy, you are good ♥♥♥♥, and I want to make this legit.

You know what it is ♥♥♥♥♥.

Hello, Fellow American. This You Should Vote Me, I Lead Power Good.

The only thing I can tell you is that based on how much blood is in this bucket, your friend is in desperate need of blood!

What is this word ‘spa?’ I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

you make life sweet for I

He NOSE the truth

your license plate says scammin

she's mashing it

My ashes are to be made into a tea and dranken by every wan in bar

A fire? At Sea Parks?

I will kill your infant daughter

hiya :3

I've been poisoned by my constituents!

YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA

It's you! It's me! And there's dancing!

Hewo!

dumpap!