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I ride upon waves of meat.


Notorious: romance/sex is a story condiment anyway
Notorious: take something with a plot, then throw that in
Notorious: instantly better
Notorious: and who wants to eat a bowl of ketchup

The_Bat: sweeeeet dreams dearydearesthornysexydawgbaby

Susan the Queen Weasel: yep, definitly going to get drunk tonight
Susan the Queen Weasel: and then play league
Susan the Queen Weasel: then cry
Susan the Queen Weasel: maybe eat some chocolate
Susan the Queen Weasel: ugh yes
Susan the Queen Weasel: then just as I'm sitting in bed
Susan the Queen Weasel: think about how I'm going to start working out tomorrow morning
Susan the Queen Weasel: and better myself
Susan the Queen Weasel: and then wake up and be like "♥♥♥♥ that noise"

6:10 PM - Sourwolf: Shorter guys tend to have the bigger ♥♥♥♥♥
6:10 PM - Sourwolf: Which is unfortunate
6:11 PM - Dr. Susan the Nutritionist: yeah it's a sad feeling when pants are off
6:11 PM - Dr. Susan the Nutritionist: and that tall, dominating male you managed to poon
6:11 PM - Dr. Susan the Nutritionist: has a average to smaller than average penis
6:11 PM - Dr. Susan the Nutritionist: ;(
6:12 PM - Sourwolf: such is life

suzbad (10:40): idk now that the moment has come
I don't want to leave
but
it's good, i guess
but I have 3 black trash bags full of clothes
and I think that might be too much
but idk what to leave behind
Sourwolf (10:43): REGRETS

Nikko: "Why don't we just uh... poop in Derek's lap?"
Susan: "...What."