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Recent reviews by Simon_Says

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1 person found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
vanripper dropping free games better than AAAA titles.
Posted 24 November, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
You know how they spend a ton of time in Mario games to make just the basic movement of the player character a joy to engage with in and of itself?

Vane is the exact opposite of that. And when your flying/walking is terrible in a flying/walking simulator, what's left?
Posted 16 February, 2025.
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178.8 hrs on record (137.2 hrs at review time)
Anime is trash. But so am I.
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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1.0 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
The perfect way to turn my PC into a space heater in winter.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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1.2 hrs on record
Better than the game it's parodying.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.6 hrs on record
My brain hurts *so good*.
Posted 16 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
It's free.

It's fun.

Art is smexy.

Music is banger.

So why not just play it?
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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10 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
It's free, it's funny, it's an easy afternoon of fun.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
I have found the game to be unplayable in its current form. EasyAntiCheat (EAC) boots me out of every multiplayer match, throwing Error 0006000043.

So far, I have spent several hours trying to figure out a solution to this problem. Disabling antivirus, verifying game files, driver updates, killing background tasks, all to no effect. Everything I could think of except running Windows in safe mode. Though now even if I did find a workaround any unqualified recommendation I could have given the game has been invalidated. Users should not have to jump through excessive hoops like this to get their game running.

What I have found is that this is apparently far from an isolated problem. Other For Honor players have this exact issue[forums.ubi.com], going back to the closed beta. And users running other games that use EAC have reported problems getting it to run as well. The most concrete claim I could find is that EAC does not play nice with certain Nvidia graphics cards. Furthermore, EAC might be spyware if their TOS is any indication.[www.techpowerup.com]

This is the kind of crap that QA should have caught and solved long before public beta testing. The game launches in less than a week. Simply put, this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unacceptable.
Posted 10 February, 2017. Last edited 10 February, 2017.
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