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Shut up!
I got, I got, I got, I gotta 100 Secret Saxtons!
We need to kick the cheater, Monster Yambo!
We need to kick the cheater, I'm trying to save TF-
I'm trying to save TF2! We need to kick Monster Yambo!
He was cheating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I NEED TO SAVE TF2, I NEED TO SAVE TF2!
I NEED-
I NEED TO SAVE TF2! F1! F1!
I GOT ONE HUNDRED SECRET SAXTONS!I GOT ONE HUNDRED SECRET SAXTONS!
NO! NO! NO! I WONT! I WONT! I WONT!
I WONT STAND FOR IT!
HE'S.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
CHEATING!
HE'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEATER! KICK HIM!
MONSTER YAMBO, I HOPE YOU HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HORRIBLE EVENING!
YOU CHEATING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCUMBAG!
Yeah, laugh like it's a BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE! This game's been around for... 20 years.
And it'll be around for another 20! IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
SCUMBAG. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEATERS!
F1! F1! Please please, please! Please! Please! PLEASE! PLEASE!
You can have AIMBOT on SOLDIER! I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME ALOT MORE THAN YOU DO PAL!
I would know because I helped DEVELOP it!
I'm a TF2! Coder, ♥♥♥♥♥!

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No, I didn’t pay for Twitter.
I paid for free speech.
I paid for 1776 to commence again.
I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision.
I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself.
I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment.
I paid because we support our own.
I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he’d be paying too.
So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

so my (31F) son (18m) keeps jacking off on the couch in the middle of the living room whenever he wants. my son watches his BDSM lesbian porn at 100% volume on the tv which everyone, including his sister (8F) and his dad (70M) can hear. he then nuts on the carpet and plays games on his switch. i dont wanna kick him out because he is paying half the mortgage. I dont know what to do. please help.

I AM NOT CRAZY! i am not crazy! I know he used to be fat! He looked like 300 pounds! Right on the morbid obesity definition as if i could ever make such a mistake! Never, ever! I just- i just couldn't prove it! He-he covered his tracks! He got those idiots trainers to make him lose weight for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad?! This? This chicanery? He's done worse! That face structure! Are you telling me that a man just happens to have a chin like that?! No! He orchestrated it! Dream! He cheated through a speedrun! And i saved him! And i shouldn't have! I took it into my own speedrun rank! What was i thinking?! He'll never change! He'll never change! Ever since 2013, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the KKK edit! But not our dream! Couldn't be precious dream! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be skinny?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when i had the chance! And you! You have to stop him you-

A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.

Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the ♥♥♥♥ you’re masturbating to will see “you are gorgeous I would love to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, it would be my pleasure😍😍😍” will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, I’d bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.

STOP POSTING ABOUT ANKHA! I AM TIRED OF SEEING HER. I LOOK ON YOUTUBE AND I SEE A REMIXED VERSION OF THE SONG. I GO ON DISCORD AND THE RULE 34 BOT POSTS THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIDEO. MY WIFE HAD DIED HER HAIR BLUE AND IT REMINDED ME OF THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAT. DADADADADADA! I LOOK AT MY PENIS AND ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ERECT.

Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. This might sound stupid but hear me out. Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor, yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt.

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Aimlock
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot

CAN MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLE. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON'T TURN OFF.

So i woke up this morning and my shorts were wet. I thought I had my very first wet dream and i was so happy then I realised I just pissed myself

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Unpopular opinion: I am a female and Redditors turrnnn me on so much 🥵😩

😍😍😍😍omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back😍 hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean.

Anytime Garfield comes up in conversation, I pretend that I think his favorite food is Spaghetti.

No matter how much it bothers them, or how many sites they show me, I stand my ground. 'Maybe it was localized for the younger audience', 'never trust Wikipedia!' (even if it isn't even Wikipedia), or, my favorite, 'that IS spaghetti, are you BLIND!?'

I've lost friends over this. I almost got fired. I don't know why I am compelled to do this, but I can never stop.

Hello Mr. President!!!!!!!

Hey guys my Visa Card 4532 4992 3756 6859 that expires 06/25 isn’t going through on Amazon. Do I need to put in the 491 that’s on the back too?

At the banquet, Luffy eats everything around him, and the girls seem suspicious. The Kuja Pirates misunderstand their Snake Princess's actions and prepare to attack Luffy. But before they can, Luffy, bored, starts to sing Bink's sake and dances with a pan and spoon. It makes everyone laugh, and the party begins. But the girls, who have never seen a man before, interrogate Luffy and touch him as someone places a price to touch him, causing Luffy to yell that he's not for display. Several more girls are interested in Luffy and want to touch him and he runs away despite them seemingly being attracted by his rubber body.

Anyone who spends more than 5 minutes in my presence knows that I never stop talking about how much I love busty, curvy, voluptuous anime ladies. Anyone who starts "digging for dirt" on me quickly learns that a pedophile narrative is never going to hold up, since I can't go longer than 60 seconds without talking about big boobs and thick booties.

Nugget biscuit, nugget, hey what’s up,can I get a,number 15 Burger King foot lettuce, you guys don’t sell that?, bruh, well I’ll take the finest chicky nuggies you guys sell, haha, cash or card?, do you accept reddit karma?

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Smelling my own ♥♥♥♥ makes me calm and it smells good in a weird way

Not the smell of urine, but a more musky smell to it

When Im agitated or nervous I slip a hand down my pants and take a sniff of that ♥♥♥♥ cocaine and my nerves calm down a little bit. It's like my body produces my own little personalised cockaine to take in emergency situations.

If you want to be proud of a large animal you killed then you need to kill it with a spear.

Seriously where is the challenge in killing a Buffalo with a high caliber rifle round from long range? Congrats, the animal never saw it coming! Your supersonic lead blew its brains out from 300 yards with the flick of a finger. Man the ♥♥♥♥ up and fight the animal 1v1. It’s got horns, and you have got a spear. It has brawn, and you have brains. Test your agility against its brute strength. Cut its heart out and eat it raw. Then I might be impressed.

+rep average sized c ock

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I'm cancelled Jerry.




CANCELLED

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help

pot of black?

F U C K YOU DONKEY KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

nobody:
not a soul:
michael: i got to go to bed

If Red XII needs to poop, he must get up from my face to poop. He will then poop right next to my head. He will then sit back on my face. However, since he did get up from my face before he was supposed to, the time resets back to the beginning.

When Red XIII has to urinate while facesitting me, he will do one of three things based on how confident he is that his own urine will not get on him. If he is not confident at all that his urine will not get on him, he will put his penis into my mouth so that he can urinate, I would then have to swallow his urine. If he is somewhat confident that his urine will not get on him, he will point his penis out towards the rest of my body and urinate, urine will then get on the rest of my body. If he is super confident that is urine will not get on him, he will just let his penis rest where it is, this causes his urine to get all over my face and run down the side of my face.

Whenever Aerith facesits me, Red XIII must facesit me afterwards for the same amount of time that Aerith facesat me. If Aerith facesits me for four hours, then Red XIII must facesit me for four hours. Red XIII is allowed to urinate while facesitting me, but he is not allowed to poop. Aerith can just get up and be done facesitting me if she needs to poop or pee, Red XIII does not have that luxury. He must sit on my face for the duration that Aerith sat on my face. If Red XIII gets up from my face for any reason before he sat on my face as long as Aerith sat on my face, the time starts back at the beginning. So if Aerith sat on my face for exactly four hours, and Red XIII got up at three hours and 59 minutes, when he sits back on my face, he must sit on my face another four hours.

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try.

NO DON'T HIT M-

nobody:
not a soul:
michael: dies to old iron king 4 times

nobody:
not a soul:
michael: hang on i gotta close my door

four times

imagine dying to old iron king

The Sims(TM) 3
4.4 hrs on record
last played on Apr 9

reported for trucker crimes

dude check out this emote lol,

Oak:
Every Christmas ol' Santa brings presents for me.
He leaves plenty of packages under the tree,
But this year I have a surprise for Saint Nick,
And it's something that's going to give him a kick!

Ash: What is it, Professor?

Oak: I'm giving Santa a Pikachu this Christmas.
Ash: Wow! Just like the one you gave to me?
Oak: That's right!
I'll hide it in my stocking,
And he'll find it rather shocking,
Cause giving gifts to Santa is quite a novelty!
I'm giving Santa a Pikachu this Christmas.

Ash:
I bet he'll scratch his beard and say:
"Now Christmas eves will be a breeze
As long as I have one of these
On foggy flights
Through winter nights
To light my way!"

oh hehe its fluttershy~ a cute littel pony well am the evil one hehe can i give u angel to keep it with u for few days ? its a vampire too

nobody:
michael: *goes offline*

Damn, monster trucks. They look cool as hell!