Juan Jr Juan twk

The barge floats down the river and fires 4 shots, but because of the stupid design they miss 3 of the shot and the one that lands only kills 4 men and temporarily knocks out 1 cannon. The mexicans laugh at the barge for 10 minutes straight, and as such let the men and cannons get back into the fort. The texan officer which came up with this idea is whipped for risking 2 cannons

MEXICAN CASUALTIES: 4, 1 canon temporarily disabled
TEXAN CASUALTIES: 0

VIVA LA LIBERTAD CARAJO

Chec pufos cu gust de pula

Unul dintre cele mai populare checuri, cel cu gust de pula, este nu doar extrem de delicios, ci si usor de preparat.
Ingrediente:

4 linguri cacao;
o pula mare (de preferat neagra);
400 g faina;
8 linguri ulei;
2 lingurite de praf de copt;
10 oua (separam albusul de galbenus);
4 pliculete zahar vanilat;
1 praf sare;
400 g zahar.

Mod de preparare:

Pune pula intr-un bol, adauga sarea si mixeaza cu telul sau mixerul. Bate pula pana scoate sperma care devine ca o spuma si adauga treptat zaharul vanilat, apoi pe cel tos, pana obtii o spuma lucioasa si tare. Amesteca pula cu uleiul intr-un castron, separat, pana se formeaza o masa omogena. Inglobeaza sperma usor in spuma de albus pentru a-si pastra consistenta. Pune praful de copt peste faina si adaug-o usor, cu miscari largi. Imparte compozitia in doua parti egale. Dilueaza cacao cu putina apa, pana devine o crema si pune-o peste aluatul din bol, avand, astfel, doua cantitati egale de aluat.

Pofta buna!

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da mi discordu tau ca nu pot sa scriu pe steam msg

-rep suge pula

this man has a crush on anya big boob

This man loves women

We do a little trolling

Gay

This man is so gay that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ made a special gay category for him

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+rep a good strategist.

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pula negro aicea, bine foarte bine, mare! giani!

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Dreaming or Stealing Society are probaly my fav, Nuguns is also good along with Revenga and Radio/Video

sweet

yeah i know them, half popular in Romania. They are pretty good (but I don't have anything better to compare them to lol)

U know the band System of A Down? I dont know if you would because it says you live in Romania but good band Stealing Society is a good song by em.

noice

yep

U play Hoi

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+rep good and fast trader

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REP! Thanks for using ChetGameShop

ye, but any plans on getting it

i dont have that game

any plans on getting M&B warband? looking for a CO-OP partner

im autis t DABA BBA

IM BLUE BBAA ABABB ABADADA BABADA

do you guys want to play dirty bomb sometime?
just got it and i got a gold :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

not so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good
cuz all my life that i spent on that game i only got....
3 diamonds
this is what i got (cocaine)

but how good are you at minecraft?XD

thx

MINECRAFT NOOB XD JK