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92% of teenagers have turned to Team Fortress 2.If you are part of the 6% that still play a real game, copy and paste this message to ppls profile page.

AITA for telling my son he can’t play Among Us anymore?

My 12 year old son decided to make Among Us his whole personality. He spends hours and hours every day playing it or watching videos of people playing it. He constantly calls me “sus” and accuses his siblings of being impostors. All of his Christmas wishes were for Among Us related things. He has started hiding in cabinets and jumping out to scare us and say he’s “venting.” He refers to everyone by the color they're wearing (meaning I'm usually "White" and not "Mom") instead of our names. I haven't heard him talk about anything other than this game for months. There are all other kinds of annoying antisocial behaviors that he is developing because he’s too obsessed with it.

I took it off his phone and off his computer and told him he will lose access to both if he reinstalls it or watches more videos of it. He has become extremely upset and told me I am the worst mom ever. I don’t think I am, I think it’s okay to step in when your kid is showing signs of bad behavior and going down a bad road. AITA?

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Linux is far better than windows in almost every respect, but getting to that point comes at a cost. If you're happy with the garbage handed to you by MS, that's your prerogative, but as for me, I'm more than happy to pay the cost. I'm happy to learn new technologies. I'm happy to try new things. I'm happy to use tools made by people who, like me, are tired of being cornered into one way of doing things. The command line is truly a thing of beauty. It's elegant, fast, flexible, simple, and customizable beyond my imagination.

I use Linux. I use it as a platform for software development. I use it as a platform for media creation and consumption. I use it as my main desktop. I use it for gaming. I use it for hosting my own services. I use it for idle web browsing. I use it every day, in my normal daily life. I took the time to learn it, and now it serves me better than any technology I've ever used.

To claim it's ♥♥♥♥ because you had a bad experience when you came into it not knowing anything is beyond idiotic. I don't speak Korean. If I go to Seoul and demand that nobody speaks English to me, I'm gonna have a bad experience. You're telling us that my bad experience would be Seoul's fault for not being more like the US, and not my own for not learning the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ language.

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heyyy 👋 Marthin Luther QUEENS 👯‍♀️ i have a dream 😴 🛌 that you will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 down ⬇️ tonight like DADDY 👨🏿‍🦳 Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted 😌✊🏿 so MARCH 🚶‍♀️ on down ⬇️ to his washington monument 🇺🇸 and have a SIT IN 🧎‍♀️ on that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆 Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK 🗽 like a TRUE PATRIOT 🗽 segregate those cheeks 🍑 tonight it doesn’t matter 🙅‍♀️ if his fountain 🍆💦 is BLACK or WHITE 🤝 we are all CUMRADES 💦💦 in the fight against discrimination 😍 SOAK those PANTIFA 🩲 our TWERK is not over ‼️ SEND this 📤 to ✌️ every WOKE HOE 🤯 you know 🆘 Get 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK to END racism ✊ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL 👉👌 HARMONY ☮️

-rep Cake day cake day 🍰 day cake dayCake day cake dayCake day cake dayCake day cake dayCake day cake dayCake day cake dayCake xj day cake dayCake day cake dayCake day cake day AHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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i hate children with a burning passion. their shrilly whiney ♥♥♥♥♥♥ voices sounds like shrek getting dry analed by thanos in my ears. i want to stab hets in the eye sockets for manufacturing these little monstrosities. why did they have to spread their legs and whip their joysticks out. ♥♥♥♥♥♥. if i ever find one of these abominations developing in my body, i will immediately yeet this fetus out, sundry it, crush it, and mix it in my favorite moisturizer. i heard it stimulates colllagen production? yay. it's such a win-win for me. no screaming banshees to stress over and the essence of vitamin enriched underdeveloped child in my skincare. if you're a child reading this, go jump off a cliff.

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Why I say old chap that is spiffing arse tomfoolery baking cakes, morish he nicked it lurgy squiffy hunky-dory cobblers buggered fanny around bits and bobs bleeding faff about, victoria sponge plastered gormless hotpot knackered the BBC blatant such a fibber it's all gone to pot

When the supposed “impersonator” job is to eliminate the lives of other human beings for “fun” or no reason of gain, makes other people think he is very “skeptical” or as people say “sus” which is a term for “suspicion” or “suspicious” and this human being likes playing as the impostor because they think its fun to eliminate lives of other people in this virtual video game, there is. also the other role called “crewmate” as a crewmate you need to do “tasks” or chores on this spaceship if a crewmate sees someone that they think is a crewmate and after see them do a elimination on another human being they think that there person is suspicious which means that they are the impostor, this also leads up to “memes” as an example: “when the impostor is sus!

😳 is a common meme that has just been recognized in the among us community, people think this is funny because its a stupid saying that makes people laugh, they play in this video game called “among us” and is a very popular game that is “space themed” that is developed by “innersloth and makes alot of money on virtual pets, or “skins” to customize your human being on this “video game” on a virtual platform called “computer” and the impersonator is satisfied after eliminating the other human beings, which means that the impersonator is suspicious for his activities. 😳

Message to hater

He was never a fan. He used to hate on all my old post like 3 months ago. My page was starting to grow at the time so I guess he thought that I wouldn't see his hate comments, but I seen all the bs that he said. Hating ass kid...Anyways this kid DMs me out of the blue one day acting like he was a real fan and ♥♥♥♥. Mt was saying that he'd been a real fan all along and a bunch of other cap ass ♥♥♥♥. So as soon as he asked for a feature, I already knew I was finna juug his ahh.

It's funny because when I took that luh n***** money at the time, he never spoke on it or even made it public. But I'm famous now, and he wants to get clout off my name instead of working for his own ♥♥♥♥, and also say that I'm scamming my own rockstar fans 😕 damn bruh...He was never a real rockstar fan to begin with. This mf is so mad that I blew up that he was really willing to turn my real rockstar fans back on me. Wow...Kids these days..♥♥♥♥ his$150. I bought 80 Travis Scott burgers with it 🙂

Also shout out to the Meme community and the irony pages and my real rockstar fans! I love you all. All of my enemies and haters will Die Very Rough 😈💯🤘🏽

Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke.

An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.

I'M A PIONEER, I'M AN EXPLORER! I'M A HUMAN AND I'M COMIN'! I'M ANIMATED, I'M ALIVE! MY HEART'S BIG, IT'S GOT HOT BLOOD GOING THROUGH IT FAST! I LIKE TO FIGHT TOO! I LIKE TO EAT! I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN! I'M HERE! I GOT A LIFE FORCE, THIS IS A HUMAN, THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE, THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE! THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US! THIS IS WHAT I AM, I'M A THROWBACK, I'M HERE! I GOT THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY. I'M SETTING FIRE'S EVERYWHERE, AND HUMANS ARE TURNING ON EVERYWHERE!

No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, it- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.

ah yes so I just watched the Belle delphine Christmas porn thing and yeah... so uh heres my rating :D

Firstly idk What's wrong with Belle and her ♥♥♥♥♥. Like she always hides her vagina, I got to see her guys ♥♥♥♥ more than I got to see her vagina. Kind of a disappointment personally for me because I like seeing big fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ being ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Also I really like the work her guy put into the porno. He had to have some balls of steel to show himself nude, I guess he got some money and ♥♥♥♥ but yeah, its pretty nerve wracking to do porn for the first time imo (I've never done porn before). I really liked his "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ method" or idk... pace? He went on with a medium pace, he obviously cared about Belle getting pleasured, the pace was just right, it made the sex seem more smooth and fluid. (oh yeah and he had a pretty average porn ♥♥♥♥ so yeah that's also cool)

AITA for unplugging my granddad's (69M) life support so that I could donate the life insurance money to pokimane?

so my granddad (69M) was on the hospital bed, and the doctors said he had about 2 months left to live. when i (34M) was waiting by the side of my dying grandpa, I booted up my laptop to watch some pokimane, and to my surprise, SHE SHOWED THE STREAM HER FOOT!!!! Seeing that glorious stinky goodness awakened something inside of me and I knew that I just HAD to give her my money. but being 34 years old, unemployed, and living in my mom's basement, I had no money to give. So I went with the only logical choice: Killing my grandpa for the insurance money! I went over to the hospital bed, looked him in the eye, and whispered: "This is for Pokimane" before unplugging his life support, all the while staring him down to assert dominance. after all, what's 2 months to live compared to having a goddess read my twitch handle on stream? so tell me reddit, AITA?

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Why we need to kill all autistic people

Autism makes you retarded, slow and sterile to the point that they're not human anymore, they're zombies, this group will defeat these satanic peasents and make earth great again

DO NOT under any circumstances what so ever go to PornHubKids. It’s not a real a site. I made the mistake of trying to go there last night when I was looking for a new Minecraft play through to watch. I was so excited because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has the best adult content so it only makes sense that PornHubKids has the best kid’s videos. I was so excited typing it into the search box that I didn’t bother to consider the ramifications of it... I wish I did. Google was slow it was like someone was manually searching every site for PornHubKids, my anticipation was building to an unbearable level. And then it loaded

The first thing you notice when you search PornHubKids is how empty the results are. Nothing, nada, it’s like google had a stroke and now it’s wife and kids are trying to weekend at Bernie’s it but, they don’t actually know what google does. But then you look at the bottom of the screen and see a peculiar message box. It states “Your search has been recorded and the proper authorities have been contacted in your area.” Oh ♥♥♥♥!! They told my mom I was watching Minecraft videos past my bed time.

Well I wish it was that. Instead approximately 3.5 minutes after I made my fateful search for PornHubKids an entire swat team broke into my African American neighbor’s house and shot them on site. I think I’m safe but then I hear them shuffling towards my house. I hear them set breaching charges on all the doors and windows to my house. There must be a hundred of them outside. What have I done. Then all at once they blow the charges and flood in (which is kinda rude tbh, they didn’t even check to see if the doors were unlocked) luckily the whiteness of my family’s skin was so bright that it blinded the officers, so they couldn’t shoot us. Suddenly they burst into my room and threw me to the ground.

They look for their handcuffs but they can’t find them so they go to my Libyan slave boy and take the fuzzy ones I was using to restrain him. Well that created a whole other issue that I’m not even gonna talk about right now... unless??

Anyways as I’m sitting in my room waiting to be hauled off I begin to hear gunfire outside. My other African American neighbors must have come back from dinner. But then the gunfire moves into my house. I hear the officers screaming. The two officers still in my room lock the door but soon a third officer is banging on the door, begging to be let in. Then a single gunshot and a body drops to the floor, the begging stopped. Whatever is out there is about to get me. I never should have looked up PornHubKids.

Bursting through the door is Maïmouna Doucouré, director of Netflix’s Cuties, and Jeffery Epstein, both holding Arma-Lite AR 15 assault rifles. They mercilessly gun down the officers then turn to me. Maïmouna Doucouré bends down and unlocks my cuffs and says don’t worry your safe. Then Jeffery pipes up and says “now that you’re one of us take this it contains everything that you need for your new life.” And he tosses me a flash drive. They then turn and leave.

I quickly rush over to my computer, they must’ve known I was looking for PornHubKids and they brought it directly to me, that’s so nice of them. I hurriedly plug it into my computer, I’m shaking with excitement. But that excitement soon turns to disappointment. It’s all pictures and videos of naked kids. Not a single Minecraft video, not even a fortnite one. This is ridiculous.

Oh ♥♥♥♥ I hear my parents coming up to my room. Now I have to explain why there’s a hundred dead cops in our house and why I have 72 yottabytes of child porn. If you don’t see me for a few weeks that means my parents grounded me.

Good luck guys and remember never ever look up PornHubKids.

I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the *audacity* to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole.