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I was like you once, browsing the Steam Store, searching for Dota 2. I was warned... I was told about Dota 2 but I smiled and thought, 'It's just a game, how bad can it be?' so I got it. I got Dota 2. Some games are addictive such as CS:GO, Hearthstone, Valorant, etc. This is life ruiningly addictive. I haven't slept in days. I used to sleep like a baby. Now I can't. I lie in bed. I can hear axe screaming 'Bobo Tangina Mo' in my dreams. When I close my eyes, I see the Dota 2 logo. I can't eat. I see the minimap in the food on my plate whenever I try to. I hear hero taunts in the voices of those I love. I feel Dota 2 within me. I now understand Dota 2 is no game. Dota 2 is Satan. Dota 2 ruins your life. It takes away all your enjoyment and happiness and leaves you paralysed, suffering and starving. Dota 2 also leaves you angry. I have developed anger problems through Dota 2. It has caused me to punch walls, scream, throw shoes and even bite my screen. I was an extremely tolerant person, but now I try to bite, claw and hurt every Pinoy I come across. I hate Dota 2, but at the same time I love Dota 2. Once you download Dota 2, there is no escape. Dota 2 will stay with you forever.
Posted 10 February, 2014. Last edited 15 April, 2025.
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