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8.7 hrs on record
10000000% PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!
Posted 12 November, 2025.
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37.6 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Came back after a 10 months, reset game, played first mission, killed giant snake, went to smugglers den, became Han Solo under 2 hrs 10/10
Posted 24 May, 2025.
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49.3 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've been messing around for about 10 hrs now, the game in general is really fun to play overall but the road-map is what is going to bring me back, after the TCG is established and the Grading system is in play I foresee an online market for cards, possible future TCG online games between shop owners. I think if that is good, the TCG is fun to play and it keeps coming out with mew editions for cards to flux value even more in the end this will be one of the greatest simulators ever conceived lol.

I will point out the box movements and placing things can suck at times but things are correctable, I think boxes need to become unmovable once placed in shop until interacted and picked up again, there have been to many times where I've been restocking mid-shift and i whip back to a cx just to destroy my stack. I think that the stink factors should be either removed or expanded on as it barely effects your rating on the app as is and is really a pain without a hire in the beginning. Last but not least I don't think the electric bill needs to be so high, I can run several laptops, a ps5, an airfyer and still not get anywhere close to what the games charging in a month that they do in two days for lights on from 4-9. maybe if there was peak times or alternate lights it would make more sense but there is no in game reson why the high costs.

Overall its a great store owner type simulator but like I said to a buddy the real challenge ahead is making the TCG game work, be fun and add an online market after grading has been introduced, as of right now its a solid 6.5/10 and after 1.0 im hoping it'll be 9.5/10 :)
Posted 20 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Getting refunded, this is a complete waste of time and money.
Posted 28 May, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I will change my opinion for the DLC if the devs can fix the simple fact that in the speed track it just randomly stops and slams you in the side where it should pop up some sorts of result one would think anyways. It just seems like a waste of time because of the way it ends and the speed track was pretty much the only reason I bought this add-on. In any case this needs to be addressed and feel like a complete mode instead of a half-ass finish and that slam just hurts me everytime it happens and like I said thats everytime you make a run on the speed track. -_-...

I will change this to a positive review once a result screen has been added, please devs just do it, it won't take much time and because it's paid content you kinda owe this to us as paying players of the game in a whole and then additional fees to play on the track itself just to feel like we bought an incomplete add-on of a feature that should have been free to begin with :/...

2/10 until further notice... Freakin add the dam result screen and then it would be an 8/10 add-on no jokes lol.
Posted 16 May, 2019.
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0.8 hrs on record
Short and sweet, the music was chill af and made a dull stoned afternoon into an hour of straight fun and enjoyment :). The graphics weren't the best and simple gameplay wasn't over the top by a long shot, BUT!! that isn't what matters really with a game like this. It's supposed to be chill and laidback, why include baddies and over simplified gameplay when all you need to do is go on a treasure hunt lol. Thats all this game is really, a freakin treasure hunt so if your not down with that then bluff you :p, no but I enjoyed finding all the pieces and making the time to play this all the way through like I did today and highly recommend this title for sure.

Game overall gets:
7/10
7 Because the game world could have expanded into other worlds within worlds and made this hour of awesome included 4-5 more hours even if it was in the form of a DLC, take my money and MAKE IT! lol. I think if the story is important to the player then make it worth more, I totally dig the great angry looking god speaking wisdom on to me at the very end but seriously an introduction and/or an author type figure that you can hear clues and interact with more blocks like yourself, by being the only one looks preachy and that you are the only one to be able to function as a cube like block man dude guy... In any case a couple NPC's, an intro and more context aside from the totem whatevers that end up being a navi and just shows up, I wanna choose to see my text boxes, freakin game and its imposing powers (Listen!...*shivers run down my spine*)...

Just 7/10 GG :).
Posted 8 May, 2019.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I tried playing this charming little title and actually liked everything for about 10-15 mins :p, no but really this game is dead, the message board is dead, online matchmaking is just a loading screen of sadness now and to top it all off... it's kinda cool at first and that pisses me off really because I want to 100% hate this game but can't all in all lol :/. Soooo pretty much the graphics aren't bad and even the music isn't horrible, in fact if I was on steam during its release I'd be writing a positive review I'm sure so honestly it's depressing to see RoShamBo in it's current decaying state. The fact that it's still a pay to win at this point is stupid beyond comprehension as well considering thats a dead dog game like this can't possibly be played enough to warrant a payment system anymore and should be taken off until further notice.

I just think this could have been cool if done right in start of things and they weren't and thats that lol, I give this game a 3/10 because of potential at one point and the graphic and sound isn't bad, I am deleting this title once I'm done posting this but message me if anyone plays this game still, I'm truly curious to find out why haha :p.
Posted 6 May, 2019.
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3.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is a little odd to review honestly, on one hand it's a good 5-10min waste of time here and there but on the other I am beginning not to like things more and more. Every couple days I come back to it and see that I've made stacks, buy more stuff and then leave it alone for another week. At first I loved the idea of it, as I went on tho I soon realized on how dull it was getting more and more and the glimmer of hope soon turned into boredom and decay.

The graphic are sub par and need work, the initial draw is cut short once you see how really unrewarding the game is. The audio sucks as it's just one really NASAish sounding soundtrack that plays over and over again until you bite your nails off and then jump in a tank full of rats injected with the ebola virus only to come up and shoot yourself in the head because you realize your not dead yet and the track is starting over yet again. I would like this better if achievements were a thing even but of course this game can't even get that right. Oh speaking of getting nothing right, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! The gameplay, OMG the gameplay. At first the game seems inviting but then you unlock the first proton or whatever and it looks cool and your all like "oh sweet I can't wait to see the next stage in life". No no no, no no no no NO! the fish look like they were stuffed into a plastic display of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ made code and live in SARS infested waters inside of the mind of downs child watching spongebob. It just got worse and worse, honestly at first once I realized I was making fish and then rabbits and then bam all of a sudden monkeys and humans was a slap in the face and my time wasted on this garbage pail kid upchuck.....

Ugh anyways as I was saying in the last paragraph.... I hate this game pretty much now, after today and jumping ages before even fully developing for humans themselves is just wrong and this game that had great potential to be oh so much more completely flopped and I totally get why it was free to being with now which is why I'm getting rid of it once I'm done writing this lol. The problem isn't that it isn't a good idea, I'd love to see a much more defined version of this with a more realistic approach to developing life, more in between ages and maybe mutant offsprings options. I'd like more motivation such as achievements and wouldn't it be cool to build up forces, make this more full game like and add a war mode with your people, frick bring it online even with a political and war interface upgrades and bam this game just got better. How bout go a step further even and instead of making the screensaver type graphics of the humans and rabbits (which btw is stupid beyond belief to have just walking around like.... uggh you know what, deep breaths... deep breaths lol) and make everything look you know not bin laden in a blender type graphics lol.

Look all in all I give this game as is and how it is a 2/10... and honestly that being generous, I give it a 2 because I did want to enjoy it, I liked many ideas that it could have been, I wanted more tho and it just hurt to play after a while and thats why it's only a 2. Anyways take it from me:
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS TRASH HEAP OF A GAME!!!!!!!!

Thank you for reading and again this was complete ♥♥♥♥, don't play haha :p.
Posted 2 May, 2019.
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24.6 hrs on record
You know what to save time here, this was a great story and captivating at best. I'm pleased with my play-through and am about to play-through BTS (I just started and am maybe an hour in really if that but know i'll enjoy it too haha. Anyways without dragging my review on I'd say it's about 9/10, points off for the obvious end choice and limited environment capabilities which is really minor because more free roaming may have actually made it worse but sometime I felt like areas were limited or not enough random "around the room" type stuff to do at certain moments. I found that more of a problem near the end in the last two episodes mostly and all in all it's a great overall game which I'm really glad I decided to buy it well on sale and thats actually why I bought BTS too haha. But no really great game and I'm highly recommending this and it's counter-part titles (BTS and 2 obvs lol). Well I can't say anything about 2 yet, thats another day and another dollar, possibly I'll check it out once a few more episodes are out and it's on sale :p.

Anyways like I said 9/10
Check it out
Keep your sticks on the ice...
Posted 31 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
A nice little thank you for buying Game Corp DX :), Thank you lol.
Posted 11 February, 2019.
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