Amul ko pee jaoonga mai VERY SOON VERY SOON. coming to Dehli

Tujhe pee jaunga Wajirocks

Amul dudh peeta hai india

I just came in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

FAQ

What does this mean?

A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into your rectum.

Why did I do this?

There are several reasons why I came in your ass. These include, but are not limited to:

Your comment turned me on

You are cute

Your dad was too busy

How did I do this?

I rammed your rectum with my handsome hog until I turned you into a frosting factory.

Why am I telling you about this?

Your ass will be leaking ♥♥♥ for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be gay.

How can you avoid this in the future?

Unless you stop looking so breedable in the near future, you can’t. I will always find a way to fill your tight little boyhole 👀.

Your Request for Patanjali Condom stock of Ultra Thin Dotted 200 Condoms has been rejected. As per complete body CT scan reports by Indian Medical Association you don't have a working male excretory urinal organ (penis).

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Meaning less and senseless comments, By 12 year old !!

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Can thou Simrat anoint mine eyes with a sight of your exuberant chest?

Schödinger's blowjob - Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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Not going to be active on Reddit tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking where I am (I’m with the girl) you’ll most likely get aired because I’ll be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) She’s actually really interested in me and it’s not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Carti degenerates (Because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out. (You wouldn’t understand)

Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?

Not gonna be active on Roblox tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking where I am (i'm with the girl, obviously)

I really hate this double standard, when a girl buys a dildo, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, hes called a pervert?

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U HAVE BEEN FEDORA TIPPED BY THE EUPHORIC SKILENTON. SEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELINTONS WILL DOWNVOTE YOU

Milady, I have nothing but palpitations of trepidation at the teremity of speaking to such an illustrious member of that most supreme species we call the daughters of eve. Oh most wonderful angel; foremost of all the blessed jewels adorning the diadem of womankind - may your humble servant gentleman be permitted to insert just one small finger into your anus? I throw myself upon your mercy.

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Expect company, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

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YO HOL UP SO THERES A SHARKBOY AND LAVA GIRL SEQUEL AND THEY HAVE A KID?? SO YOURE TELLING ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHRIMP BOY TINY ♥♥♥♥ STUCK HIS FISHY WEINER IN LAVAGIRLS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ VOLCANO COOCHIE???? HOW DID THE FETUS NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOK IN LAVA GIRLS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5000000000 FAHRENHEIT OVEN UTERUS??? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TWINK ASS SHARKBOY GOT THE ULTIMATE CBT AND I STILL DONT HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIRLFRIEND GOOD MORNING SAY IT BACK

I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.

You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not like to hard but like, like still hard, you know? Like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you ♥♥♥♥♥ liberals.

My Dearest Simrat,

As I write, I already feel that I will regret this comment forever. You brought me a joy like no other man ever could at a time I needed it most. You brought out the best in me by simply being you. Your love has lifted me to the greatest heights imaginable.

I am deeply hurt, and my heart will undoubtedly be scarred because we can't be together. I don't think I'll ever find a love as true as ours, and I'm not sure I ever want to try.

Although you can't take me with you, I've given you my heart to keep forever. Cherish it as you've cherished me, and we'll always be together.

With Deepest Love and Sympathy,

Shubham (daddy)


Please come back...

Let's say that, hypothetically, you, simrat singh, unzipped your pants. Your pants then would be in the ground, due to gravity. Now, let's say that, if that were to happen and my mouth was agape I'd probably try to taste whatever business you have down there. Now, let's also say that you are in consent of that. Since it has not happened, we have no way of knowing weather you would consent.

Anyway, once my mouth has satisfied you, we would then move forward with something more explicit, with me unzipping my pants, right? This is because that's how logic works. You'd be too hot and bothered to tell me no. Eventually, we would move on to my bedroom to do things that may not be mentioned. And that's facts. And Facts don't care about your feelings.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! \^\^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions

pedo kid , finds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ online like a sex demon xD .... pervert ...never found such a guy filled with lust he can even sleep with his sisters i guess xD or maybe mom xD

Hi, I am contacting you about the Cosmonaut Circuit, it starts today. This is your final chance to join the steam group and determine see your matches before the tournament begins.
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n-i-g-g-er trash

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Awww I was saying for all players dont get offended baby np

I pretended to be a girl in CS:GO matchmaking.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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