Recent reviews by Matt

I nutted

A great game, would recommend playing this game if you haven't before!

It's not like Theme Hosiptal. Save your money, it isn't even close.

If you like short stories then give it shot.

I don't know why I own this game, but I finished it in 14 minutes.

No, don't buy it

I really enjoyed this game, I recommend buying it. Has a certain "Real life" feel to it.
Also the ending after all the achievements totally changed my perspective on the whole game

best game got big wet boner yay yummy yum yum

this game me sad 10/10

EDIT - apparently 20 minutes doesn't justify this review as vaild. If we ignore the psychology of making snap judgements and the fact I know what kind of games I like, I'm going to give a longer review based on my short time and explain how I game to my conclusion of "not good", why I don't feel someone else would enjoy it. This doesn't make me a hater, because I really enjoyed the 2D Adventure Quest.

THE GAMEPLAY:
You move with W/S, and A/D turns the camera around behind you. You can also move the camera around with the mouse. Basic click on things, do actions based on what said thing is. Collecting loot is annoying, with no real feedback on if you actually picked up the loot, and you can only pick it up by clicking on it, not by walking over it. In my short game time, I managed to get through the intro stage and to the main town. Enough to firgure out the gameplay was fairly standard drivel. Nothing exicting. Nothing fun. Nothing that got me hooked. I don't really have much to say other than I didn't enjoy it.

THE INTERFACE:
It's awful. You can tell it was designed with mobiles in mind, and then the interface for mobiles was just updated to work on PCs. Games can be designed to work on mobiles and ported to PC just fine - see Timberman, that was orginally a mobile game - and this game doesn't do that very well. The font is awful and I could notice some of the textures didn't scale nicely to 1980. Speaking of textures...

THE GRAPHICS:
I really liked the design and style of the 2D game. It looked good, and had a nice aesthetic to it. I'm not a graphics over gameplay kind of guy, and do enjoy games you could argure had poor graphics - Proteus, for example, or Moirai - however this game is selling itself as a MMO. That means it's hoping I'll play it loads. If that's the guess, I'm kind of hoping for something a bit better. It has PS1 esquie graphics, and not in the good way. I'm guessing this is because of the fact it's designed for mobiles.

THE WRITING/STORY:
You might feel I can't give a fair review of the story and I would 100% agree with you. I'm going to talk about it anyway. The writing is dire, cringe worthy and really unthoughtful. You can tell it wasn't done by someone who knew the first thing about writing. It's not even done in a casual way, just boring unfunny unwitty words on a screen. It didn't hook me in, it didn't want me to find out more or want me to play. It was just bad.

IN SUMMARY:
I find this game bad and I didn't enjoy it. If you played hours upon hours of the 2D game, then this is going to suck and you won't enjoy it. If you've never played Adventure Quest before, then who knows you may enjoy this, but it is nothing like the game it's based on. Personally, save your time and effort and try a different game.

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Original Review -
Gave it 20 minutes of my life.
In those 20 minutes, I found out it was nothing like the game I wasted so many hours in high school in. It has lost a lot of charm on the way.

Poorly written, cringe worthy jokes.
An intresting feature is that you can play the same game on the PC and your phone - eventually. Does mean the PC verison is scaled quite far back.

Don't bother wasting your time on it.
It is free, but I would feel insulted if I had to spend money to try that out.

Stop reading the reviews! This game has a really good twist which is best unspoiled.