The most pancakes flipped in a minute is 140! Something to try and challenge the next Pancake Day.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⡄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠿⠿⠿⠣⣶⣿⡏⣶⣿⣿⠷⠶⠆⠀⠀⠘⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠴⡅⠀⠀⠠⢶⣿⣿⣷⡄⣀⡀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀
⠀⣰⡶⣦⠀⠀⠀⡰⠀⠀⠸⠟⢸⣿⣿⣷⡆⠢⣉⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢹⣧⣿⣇⠀⠀⡇⠀⢠⣷⣲⣺⣿⣿⣇⠤⣤⣿⣿⠀⢸⠀⣤⣶⠦⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣦⡀⢇⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⡜⣾⣿⡃⠇⢀⣤⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣮⡆⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⡿⠋⢀⠞⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⢿⠇⣶⣤⣄⢀⣰⣷⣶⣿⠁⡰⢃⣴⣿⡿⢋⠏⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢾⣿⣿⣿⣞⠿⣿⣿⢿⢸⣷⣌⠛⠋⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠇⠀⠀

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

My, my, what round, soft, perky, voluptuous, gravity-defying ear lobes you have.

I’m glad you’re still alive.

If I had a glass of water and you were on fire, I would, without a second thought, ignore my thirst and pour the water on you.

Most people make me want to murder them in their sleep, but not you.

The average person will spend 6 months of their life waiting at a red light. It normally takes 75 seconds for a red light to pass and accounts for 20% of all driving time.

hi.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

shush :3

⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠻⠿⠛⠛⢛⣩⣭⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⢷⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢉⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣀⣫
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠏⠘⠿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣿⣷⣝⠿⠟⠋⠉⠹⡟⣰⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⠟⠁⠀⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠋⠈⠙⠿⠿⠟⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠒⠒⠒⠲⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈

i kill you shushforce why you call me stupid idiot

+rep

+rep ......⢠⡶⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠖⣦
⠀⠀ ⡿⢀⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⢁⢤⠘⡇
⠀⠀⢸⡇⡇⢣⢸⡧⠶⢼⠃⡜⢸⠀⠀⡇⠀
⠀⠀⢸⡀⢃⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀ ⡇
⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣄⣀⡀
⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⣤⡀⠀⢀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⠀⡲⣿⡖⠂
⢒⣲⣟⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠈⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡿⢁⣤⠖⢲⡆
⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣾⠋⠀⡜⠁⠐⢸⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡇⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢀⠀⠀⠀⠜⣷⠇⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⣴⠃⠀⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠐⠠⠂⠑⢰⠇
⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⡆⠀⠃⣠⠟⠀
⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⢰⠀⠀⢠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠁⠀⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠢⢷⣤⡬⠤⢧⣠⡼⠤⠚⠁⠁