The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again.

Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have hired actors to act out as real Australians.

The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached the promised land. Join the movement today, make it known that they have been deceived.

if this guy is on ur dbd team, leave the lobby

+rep - is my hero

+rep cutie patootie bought time for me and my friends <3

-Rep lowk trash just camps pallets or predrops boring asf plus not very good at all

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