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Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, Django

aye i am shagger but to you it's sheev. am i shagger? yes i am. but i'm sheev

ya aright shagger?

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If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story. Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?

As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. You can't have it both ways. So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill.

yeah man, i know you don't like Kendricks music a whole lot but you really don't need to react by calling every BIPOC you see the n word repeatedly

Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values. How about this: Why are you being a little ♥♥♥♥♥? I am the matriarch of redditarian gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely. Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?) Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled?

GET PREGNANT!!! YORE MY MATING ♥♥♥♥♥!!! GET PREGNANT NOW!!

Happy birthday big brother! ^__^ I suprise you in your room! Oh, don't try to move! I tied you up! XD Why? It's because I have a very special surprise for you for your birthday!! 😄 stands above you, giggling, with ♥♥♥♥♥ in face & big DD-cup ♥♥♥♥♥♥s on display Can you guess what it is? spreads ♥♥♥♥♥ lips WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, FOR SCIENCE!! 😄

Happy birthday big brother! ^__^ I suprise you in your room! Oh, don't try to move! I tied you up! XD Why? It's because I have a very special surprise for you for your birthday!! 😄 stands above you, giggling, with ♥♥♥♥♥ in face & big DD-cup ♥♥♥♥♥♥s on display Can you guess what it is? spreads ♥♥♥♥♥ lips WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, FOR SCIENCE!! 😄

Happy birthday big brother! ^__^ I suprise you in your room! Oh, don't try to move! I tied you up! XD Why? It's because I have a very special surprise for you for your birthday!! 😄 stands above you, giggling, with ♥♥♥♥♥ in face & big DD-cup ♥♥♥♥♥♥s on display Can you guess what it is? spreads ♥♥♥♥♥ lips WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, FOR SCIENCE!! 😄